cougar claws

Cougar claws: a sexual achievement accomplished by a male by sleeping with a woman above the age of 40, while in his 20s or below

Bill: Hey man, how did things go with that Cougar from the bar the other night?
Steve: I took her home, totally got my Cougar Claws, man!

by Aurexal October 6, 2016

herpes-crabs

One of the most pernicious venereal diseases ever. What appears to be a simple herpes blister swells up to 4 times normal size, and erupts; releasing thousands of tiny crabs. the crabs disperse, fornicate, and lay eggs which mature into herpes-crabs blisters...

Girl, don't sleep with him or you'll get a wicked case of Herpes-crabs. Herpes crabs

by wodiespodie May 18, 2016

Blackout Crabs

When you have crabs and you pour booze in your pubes then your crabs get blackout and die.

Yo dude I just dumped jack Daniels down my pants to get rid of all the fuckin things down there and I got blackout crabs.

by DickWagger225 September 10, 2016

Welfare-claws

Fake finger nails, typically longer than 1/2 an inch from fingertips, with large amounts of color varience, or one solid color that starkly contrasts skin tone.

Shandira's welfare-claws are long enough to kill a man.

by AttackonJordan July 7, 2017

hoe claws

The name that Santa Claus' wife earned after she got a stiletto manicure.

elf 1: bro why do you think Santa always yellin "ho ho ho" on Christmas

elf 2: my nigga don't you know every Christmas he giving hoe claws the d in the sleigh, and every time he finna nut he yells "hoe hoe hoe"

by Raibae October 15, 2017

Virtual crabs

The icky feeling one gets from bad behviour at online dating sites.

I tried dating online, but I kept getting virtual crabs. Yuck!

by Fuzzybuzzzz June 16, 2018

Bush Crabs

Another name for pubic lice

Tom has bush crabs

by Poohdeb August 15, 2018