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Couple

2 or more People
A couple of retard kids were in pairs since they had to blow.
by KidExploder1523 May 31, 2023
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Power couple

The definition of a power couple is Dray & Neve. As when they are together people notice how good they are And they receive complements.
WOW Dray & Neve are such a power couple.
by Janis AKA: ja ja February 14, 2022
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National couples day

It’s October 5 national couples day post/show off your love for your significant other!!
1:Hey baby it’s oct 5
2:yeah and?
1today is national couple’s day!
2:omg happy national couples day honey
by Simphub October 4, 2021
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cushion couple

when a really usually hot in-shape guy is seen with his huge whale-ish girlfriend and makes all the hot and worthy women really mad.
bystander 1.) oh my gosh look at that guy!! he is soooo hot!

bystander 2.) i know but look he belongs to a cushion couple..

bystander 1.) what a shame.

bystander 2.) we always lose the hot ones to the hephers..
by kshizzle2120 September 3, 2009
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Couple Goals

Hiccup Horrendous Haddock the III and Astrid Hofferson. They are the epitome of couple goals.
I dunno what to use as an example for this, they're just couple goals, it's true.
by helloiamailec April 3, 2024
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Period Couple

a boyfriend and girlfriend who both appear to be on their period when they are with or without each other.
Yo, Sarah and Timmy are a period couple!
by Fuck yes May 21, 2015
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Chicago truffle power couple

A Chicago Truffle Power Couple (known as gooning squared) is when a man edges himself for hours, sometimes in multiple spurts, to achieve something of a trance state of being. His dick and body are aligned, and he has lost control of most motor skills, cognitive ability and communication ability. His body reverts to shaky, jerky motions, tounge sticking out, dull expression in his eyes, face. All communication is done with grunts and moans, and all thinking ability is removed. He is white as a sheet and embodies a walking, living erection. The woman he is with (the squared part) also edges herself into this same state, sometimes using the man’s dick to edge herself, and becomes a “goonette” or “truffle”. Together they make the Chicago Truffle Power Couple, being many of headlines in newspapers thanks to their deregulated motor skills and antisocial behavior. These couples usually manifest themselves in low income areas or low iq areas (more if these overlap) and are very entertaining to watch. They exit this state when they ejaculate, and revert back to their normal, much less fun state.
Look at those people over there, they are completely whacked out!

Yeah, that’s the local Chicago Truffle Power Couple, they are at the peak of the gooning cycle. They’ll be arrested for public indecency here before too long, get a bag of popcorn.
by Lostnationmudflap July 19, 2025
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