Consent

Someone's approval of something, without being drugged, dumb bitch. If someone consents without being sober, OR an adult, then it's not consent asshole.

That bitch luke tried to grab my vagigie without my consent. Fuck you luke. Suck a pimple covered dick.

by suckabiglulipop January 2, 2021

Corporate Constipation

The general inability to produce any final outcomes or progress within a corporate environment. Due primarily to ineptitude in management and policies that prevent the full release of employee performance and potential.

I need a new job. It's the same old corporate constipation. I'm getting no where here.

by Eaton Holgoode April 30, 2015

Constance

Constance is a stunning beautiful person , inside and out . She looks after her friends and will always be there for them . Shes very smart and clumsy and can be bored easily . Everyone loves her and the guys can't have her . She is pale and is asian , and you would be soo dead if you didn't have Constance as a friend . She is gorgeous in every single way and is a big ol' nerd . The name is fantastic and I want it . Who ever doesn't know Constance or can't have her or don't have her name . Your a loserrr , cause shes not perfect but shes wonderful . But needs to learn how to say no , she is too nice sometimes (: . Ooh and she will marry a CodyZimmer sooner or laterr .

Jasmine: I am sooo Lucky to have Constance as a wonderful friend , she is sooo caring unlike you Jessica

Jessica: Yeaah I know , too bad Im not soo close to her , i wishhh .

CodyZ. : Damn it ! I wish I picked Constance over her use-to-be friend ; Jannie or Kianne . She is sooo stunning .

Guy2: Yeaah you shoul've . Mind If I take her shes sooo SEXYYY(: .

by Yourwonderfulfriend(: July 18, 2009

Prostitution Constitution

The book of rules and rights of a prostitute.

When asked if she could give a "handy", Cindy checked her Prostitution Constitution.

by hmvic May 9, 2011

Dildo of Consequence

The severe shafting experienced after an illegal, immoral invasion.

Russian trolls experienced the Dildo of Consequence, which arrived unlubed, in the Kerson region of Ukraine

by Anglo Saxon Fella November 13, 2022

Constantine

The coolest person alive, also a Greek.

Woah. You know Constantine G? No way.

by Dean February 16, 2005

mental constipation

A synonym for writer's block, only more extreme. Where one cannot think properly due to many things: insomnia, nightmares, under-disgested hummus, brain farting and many more serious reasons such as amnesia.

Person 1: What's 2+2?
Person 2: Uhh...34?
Person 1: ...what?
Person 2: Sorry, I'm suffering from mental constipation

by alstarryn January 5, 2009