dao companion

A member of an open relationship among immortals, often seen in Chinese adventure novels (wuxia)

She's been my Dao companion for over 100,000 years

by Tetradisaster March 7, 2023

shit compactor

Weird people who drive all the way home from work to use their own bathroom or won’t use the bathroom at a public place could possibly be anal retentive, as well as a shit compactor.

West could have used the bathroom at the tire place, instead, he texted me at home to see if I could let him into the taproom which is across the street because he didn’t want to use the public bathroom for some strange reason, I wasn’t there he left, and now he’s in another city looking for a toilet because he is a shit compactor

by anonymous June 9, 2023

cooking companions

A Psychological horror game by deer dream studios where you are trapped in a cabin with two gays and two lesbians and you gotta cook your companions

Bitch: Have you heard of that game called Cooking Companions?
Hoe: Yeah, I decided to fuck that red-headed lesbian and eat the others
Bitch: ...

by Gumi Wamu October 12, 2023

yankee candle company

A chain of retail stores that sells very over-priced candles and other fragrance items (air fresheners, wax melts, etc.). Not only are the prices ridiculously high for such items, the employees constantly stalk you throughout the store, sticking their faces in yours and saying whatever they think will convince you to spend $30 on a candle.

After purchasing one November Rain candle from Yankee Candle Company, Hank realized that he would now need to borrow gas money from a friend.

by DobbyCanOnlyBeFreedIf October 8, 2013

Boxing the Compass

A game/challenge whereby consenting partners attempt to use any and as many items in a 360 degree radius for sexual purposes (normally stimulatory/penetrative).

We didn't come as we were busy boxing the compass.

by Mouse815 June 22, 2016

T-shirt Company

A term used for people that claim to have a "clothing line" but only sell T-shirts.

Guy 1: "Hey man did you know I have my own clothing line?

Guy 2: "Really? Can I see?"

Guy 1: *shows T-shirts*

Guy 2: "Oh.... Another shitty T-shirt Company."

by Itsfren.ch December 21, 2016

Missouri loves company

A state slogan Missouri exchanged for show me.

Missouri loves company wasn't working.

by Solid Mantis March 26, 2018