unfaithful cleaner

When your significant other cheats by promising to do all the choirs after they get their way first,

My wife is an unfaithful cleaner always promising to straighten the house right after dinner or a movie etc.

by PSC pimpn November 7, 2013

redneck cleanse

Diarrhea

I ate a bad biscuit last night and today I am doing a redneck cleanse.

by EV780 May 19, 2016

Dirty Clean

A clean pile of dirt.

That Dirty Clean is shiny!

by VOKZEL December 19, 2016

Dick cleanse

The act of refraining from sexual activities for an allotted amount of time, turning off your hoe, to regain self respect and faith in your hoe status.

I can't suck your dick, Zach, I'm on the dick cleanse.

by Weedo August 2, 2017

Weiner Cleaner

Someone who gives great oral sex to a man, and licks everything clean off the penis when done.

Hot Rosey gave me some fantastic Head last night and really sucked me dry. What a Weiner Cleaner !

by Rory O'Doul June 13, 2018

Mrr cleann

A smooth man who finna steal your girls cheeks.

Dammm u pullin a mrr cleann I see

by Bunnyrabbit9 April 1, 2019

Carpet cleaner

You or your partner grow out your pubes and other body hair for 7 months then drink cleaning supplies and throw the resulting liquid up on the hair of the recipient after this rub liquid in good wait 30 mins then proceed to lick them clean.

I gave that bitch a good old carpet cleaner.

by Thunder storm February 11, 2020