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Colorado Carpetbagger

Hundreds of thousands of people moved to Colorado, especially Denver and Colorado Springs, starting in 2014 for the legal weed and generous government benefits. Colorado

Carpetbaggers are entitled, obnoxious, pushy people throwing around their money in designer yoga pants while driving either a Subaru or a Mercedes-Benz.

These people paid premium rental prices so they could open and work in MJ dispensaries or grow centers starting in 2015 and totally drove housing prices through the roof. Colorado is now an state with "a very 'high' cost of living" and a burgeoning homeless problem to boot....Go away Colorado Carpetbagger.
Colorado Carpetbaggers come here, exploit this cool fun city , drive irresponsibly while overrunning the natives, and leaving them where natives can't afford to live here. They take advantage of the kind polite folks by making demands and then complain about the price later.

So Take your entitled Colorado Carpetbagger ass back to where you came from. Then Colorado Carpetbagger, get a real job where nobody subsides you and driving while you are stoned is illegal.
by Charlemagne784 November 21, 2017
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ColorColor

Name given by fans of bts in place of BLACKPINK because they don't want to give them clout
ColorColor is having a comeback soon, don't talk about it. No free promo.
by wickedamethyst July 23, 2019
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Colorado Sear

When you rub queso cheese on your partner during sex and they cum hard.
Man, Zach loves the Colorado Sear. I saw some queso in his ear yesterday.
by biggiebelacile November 2, 2019
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Colorado Creamer

Best for the lucky few men who can go multiple rounds without an intermission, this is when a partner sucks off a man, and then (secretly) retains his seed in her mouth while she mounts him and rides him to her own climax. During her own orgasm, with thrill and ecstasy, she swallows the load she retained during her ride.

This is an act that may spell-bind a man to a woman, by a primal and mystical bond of passion and biochemistry. It is best done in surprise to the male, not to be mentioned until after the first time is has ever been performed on him.

A partner who performs this is the dreamiest fantasy and most prized partner of them all; one with primal instincts a man will never forget.

It's best not to mention you discovered the act from Urban Dictionary. Tell him you made it up yourself, you kinky thing.
I once flew into Colorado to meet this girl I've been talking to for a while. She was one of the wildest. She gave me a Colorado Creamer that I'll never forget.
by Borp Bladdler October 20, 2020
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cranberry for color

to add cranberry juice to an alcoholic drink, shot, or cocktail, not for the flavor, but only enough to turn it red.
Jeff likes his vodka strong, so he mostly adds cranberry for color.
by thedustyone June 26, 2010
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blue is a color pink is another

everyone knows blue is a color but did you know that pink is a color too!
"blue is a color pink is another"
by Dogdawg June 9, 2021
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Colorblind

A term used to sound non-racist, but shows race is still a problem people choose ignore.
White dude: I'm colorblind and don't care that you are Black.

Black dude: Okay? If so, why even bring that up?
by bbmama August 22, 2009
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