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cock slap

verb: to strike a person in the face with the penis
She got smart with me and i cock slapped the bitch!
by goodaaron March 19, 2003
mugGet the cock slapmug.

cock thistle

An insult thrown at a guy who's worse than a dick or a prick. He's bigger than any dickhead alive!
by BibleHumper March 31, 2015
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cock pushup

It's when you fuckin' lay down flat on the ground and let your boner lift you up off the ground.
In anticipation of becoming more popular with the ladies -- and as a means of becoming more popular with the ladies -- I've been doing cock pushups.
by Edward fromTuskeegee or something September 11, 2006
mugGet the cock pushupmug.

girl cock

Man, I would do anything to suck her girl cock!
by katiechan October 21, 2012
mugGet the girl cockmug.

Cock Nazi

1) Any person who dislikes the look of an uncircumcised penis to the extent that they feel it necessary to force the removal of the foreskin.

2) One who refuses to have sexual intercourse with a man if he is not circumcised.
Hey Joe you going out with Karen tonight?

No way Bob, haven't you heard Karen's a Cock Nazi!
by TheOneThatKnowsTheAnswer May 15, 2009
mugGet the Cock Nazimug.

Cocks Alive!

A stoic expression that’s gaining wide acceptance and justified popularity. It’s used to express disbelief or surprise for an event that may have happened or a situation that one may have described to you that is quite unbelievable.
In a positive way… I won a scholarship to Stanford University for literature…Response from a friend… “Cocks Alive!”

Disbelief…I was joking and I was recently fired from my job for asking the customer if he wanted coffee, tea or me… Response from a friend… “Cocks Alive!”

Or things aren’t just going your way… you’re sitting in traffic for a good hour. You look at the time realizing that you’re supposed to be home and you say yourself…”Cocks Alive!”
by Rock Solid Stoic October 4, 2023
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jean cock

The phallic shaped bulge visible to the naked eye, through a man's jeans. Usually hanging to the left or right. Jean cock is often very deceiving, as it usually appears bigger than what is actually underneath the jeans.
"Hey Nicole, did you see that guy's jean cock? He looks like he is packing some heat!"
"No, Danielle. I just fucked that guy 2 weeks ago. Such a pencil dick, I wanted to write my name with it. Jean cock strikes again..."
by Dault December 2, 2013
mugGet the jean cockmug.

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