cleadament

cle-ad-uh-ment - adjective - a mixture of purposeful arrogance and incompetence.

Eg., "He was strangely cleadament about his new job as a taxi driver, given that he knew neither how to drive nor his way around the city."

Also cleadamentarian (eg. “The Bush presidency was not only boastful, it was incapable of governing – it was virtually cleadamentariam.”).

by jjairborne January 13, 2009

clean access agent

The worst possible invention on college campuses. A security network designed to torture college student accessing school internet. Despised by all who use it, and has often been said to be invented by the devil himself.

girl 1: Dang, clean access agent froze my comp again!!!

Girl 2: I know, it logged me out!! Had to restart the whole comp.

Girl 1: The happiest day of my college life will be when i graduate an no longer need this piece of s***t software.

by belle16 March 11, 2009

Cleaning the Corn

A euphemism for masturbation or Jacking off

Guy 1 "hey are you ready to go"

Guy 2 " hold on for a sec I'm cleaning the corn right now"

by monk2010 April 14, 2010

cleaned your plate

absolutely smashed a woman's box clean off

that guy just cleaned your plate

by yeah get fucked July 6, 2014

clean air

A thing of the past

A time, long, long ago when oxygen was not combined with the toxic waste and government stench. Clean air no more.

by tirtle March 28, 2017

Clean Break

To remove yourself completely from a situation

After my graduation,I decided to make a Clean Break & move to my home town.

Sometime we need to make a Clean Break with our past

by User143 September 26, 2017

Clean Up On Aisle 2

The act of licking/kissing/eating a partner’s anus during sexual intercourse.

After you’re done eating my beef curtains I’m going to need a clean up on aisle 2.

by Mr. Guy Poulin September 12, 2018