goutch clap

What Josh does while he cries himself to sleep wearing a condom at night, cuddling with Karl in the fetal position.

Josh gently placed his goutch inside of Karl's mouth and attempted to goutch clap, but it was for naught.

by Karl Markis December 29, 2007

Tongue clapping

The act of slapping one's lips and tongue in order to make a random, annoying ass noise to fill in awkward gaps, when really, one is only making them more intolerable. It is fairly similar to chewing with your mouth open, without there being any food in that annoying ass suck-hole of yours, which should just stay closed all the time. Often it is done randomly, and cow-like to maximize its effectiveness.

Douche: *random tongue clapping noises*

You: Goddam Kerwin over here won't stopping his lip clapping and I have a severe case of wanting to punch him in the suckhole.

by WWWoooooooWWW December 7, 2010

Nut Clap

Noun

1. A painfully ignorant person

"This Nut Clap walked up to Chevy HD2500 and said they didn't know they made trucks in High Definition."

by Exodus VI January 25, 2016

Clap fart

When a human reads something on snapchat and decides to search it up on UD, only to find out it is a fart that makes the trrrr sound

I bent over and accidentally clap farted, it was so loud

by Brothatssaaaaaaackdd July 31, 2018

clap roulette

when you have sex with a lot of women and you get the clap.

My friend Alex had sex with so many women. I swear, he's playing the clap roulette!

by elnego July 6, 2018

clap porn

When the skin of your testicles claps against the side of your leg during intercourse or masturbation

I'd rather masturbate with a rapier to the clap porn than spend one more minute with you.

by MelonTopia January 14, 2014

e clap

Gonorrhea, ya know an STI that is no good good, close to words 'the clap'

"Guess what I got?" *clap clap*
"E clap!!"

by aimx December 13, 2008