Christopher Columbus (verb) to pompously offer up old, established information as if it is newsworthy or profound.
“Brian Christopher Columbused the entire band about the history of the blues after watching a documentary over the weekend.
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Girl1:_"Where did your date go?"
Girl2:_" I wish I knew, he was here one minute
laughing." The next he went "Christopher "on
One minute he there the next he is gone pops up out of nowhere. ( Then pulls a Christopher) he is gone
Girl2:_" I wish I knew, he was here one minute
laughing." The next he went "Christopher "on
One minute he there the next he is gone pops up out of nowhere. ( Then pulls a Christopher) he is gone
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Get the christopher mug.An amazing man who pulls the baddest of bitches. He also loves getting freaky deaky....and boy is he cheeky. He at MINIMUM (not hard) has an 11 incher ON A COLD DAY...so yeah...he cool
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Get the Christopher Kinsey mug.Christopher is the only man you need. He will make you laugh in the darkest time. literally the sexiest man alive. Prob is dating his cousin though, but it's ok because she hot.
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