Mom: oh and meet my children, Sarah, Connor, and James
Person : oh nice to meet you cursed offsprings from hell
Person : oh nice to meet you cursed offsprings from hell
by slushy March 23, 2022
Get the childrenmug. Small hell spawns that spit, cough, and yell when you don't get them the orange juice they want for their lunch, that's why they mostly end up at an orphanage.
"I'm going to send them to an orphanage if the children keep breathing."
"I think you have problems."
"I think you have problems."
by M0th3r's-M0nt3r March 7, 2022
Get the Childrenmug. by Wrappingmomof4 December 27, 2018
Get the riot of childrenmug. little shites who cry and cry and cry and demand toys despite the fact they know you're still in debt.
Children: WAAAAAA WAAAAAA I WANT A NERF MACHINE GUN MUMMY
me: IM IN DEBT YOU DUMBASS
children: I DONT CARE MUMMY! GIVE ME TWO NERF GUNS!
me: IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF.
me: IM IN DEBT YOU DUMBASS
children: I DONT CARE MUMMY! GIVE ME TWO NERF GUNS!
me: IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF.
by bigfishlittlefishcardboardbox March 30, 2023
Get the childrenmug. Octavia Lenora Spencer is an award-winning actress, producer, and children's author And She Is Beautiful Ass Cthulhu
Octavia Lenora Spencer is an award-winning actress, producer, and children's author And She Is Beautiful Ass Cthulhu
by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 3, 2025
Get the Octavia Lenora Spencer is an award-winning actress, producer, and children's author And She Is Beautiful Ass Cthulhumug. A psychological experiment to test your ethics, empathy, sleep deprivation, and ability to bounce back and forth.
having four or more children be like:
Kid one: Can i have gametime?
Kid two: I'm hungry...
kid three: I'm tired
Kid four: I'm hungry
Parents: ...... WHY US.......
Kid one: Can i have gametime?
Kid two: I'm hungry...
kid three: I'm tired
Kid four: I'm hungry
Parents: ...... WHY US.......
by DEADMAN#! October 8, 2020
Get the four or more childrenmug.