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micro-cheating

When someone cheats on a partner, but just a little bit. Like copping a feel or kissing.
"It was just a kiss"
"That's micro-cheating!"
by Zoe Winters April 9, 2008
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cheater pease

Cheater pease is a derivative of the words peter, and cheese(peter cheese), which is the stuff that seeps out of the end of ones penis during sexual arousal, whether during self or assisted stimulation. Basically natural male lubrication that comes out silky smooth and ends up all crusty and shit, like those days when you wake up and your eye lid is stuck shut 'cause you've been dreamin heavy like a mug.
1. "I was whackin off on your moms face last night while she was asleep, and my cheater pease dripped into her eye, then when she woke up in the morning she couldn't open that sumbitch.", "Haha, that's sick doot!!one!!tilde"

2. Pornstar - "Lick the cheater pease off my cack you slutbag, that's right, you'sa badgirl!"
by Wicked-Wun June 21, 2006
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Cheetah

When you snort a line of adderall mixed with cocaine because the spots of adderall look like the spots of a cheetah. The cheetah also accelerates your life comparably to the speed of a cheetah.
Dude 1: yo bro I’m fiending a cheetah I wanna pipe this broad all night.
Dude 2: Risky play, but you’ll be up all night recreating animal planet.
by great anal snake November 16, 2018
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cheated

That moment when you love someone so much and they act like they love you but then whenever they stop talking to you , you feel like your alone and then they hangout with other girls and ignore you ... also calling to her girls cute and make you feel like crap. Then when they say sorry expect you to forgive them .
I feel cheated after Joey broke up with me then begged for forgiveness .
by lol:3 February 23, 2020
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cheatriots

A combination of the words cheat and patriots to refer to the New England Patriots and the cheating scandal that surrounds them after the Jets snitched on them at the beginning of the 2007 season.
"Can you believe those Cheatriots?"
"What now? They laundering money like Hines Ward?"
"No, they blew out the Redskins by like 50. It was ridiculous. I can't wait till they lose to someone."
by The Word Burglar January 4, 2008
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Cheat Chain

an instrument used by one member of a relationship in the retaliation on another member of a longtime relationship when caught in a precarious predicament....then used to pull someone's truck from some deep ass mud.
When you've been with a chick for a while and still bangin' other brods; but she's been with other guys too so she doesn't care....until she actually catches you in the bedroom tied up 'cause you're into freaky shit like that and it turns out that so is she. You think you're in the clear as she leaves the room with a hot ass look in her eye and a lil' shit eatin grin on her face (you know the one, it means somethin' bad is about to go down but you want to see how it plays out cause you are into freaky shit as I established earlier) then all of a sudden...BOOOOMMMM, she's set the door way on fire and jumped through wearing nothing but a pair of your old football cleats (you know the ones, you left them by the sofa when you and tha guys played a pick up game and that dude screwed up his nuggets when he got his bitchass trampled by you and that other guy, and the other guy is a real fatass, like tippin' 5-0-0 atleast so you know that shit hurt like hell but you didn't give a damn cause that bitch has owed you fitty bucks for 7 months and you got down in his face and yelled "THAT'S 49-95 TA GO SUCKA!!" and he hobbled his ass to his mama's....it was a good day) for traction, BO-Tu-Koo-Koo war paint, and hand puppet named Whimpie, and she screams "GET THA CHEAT CHAIN BI-A-ITCH!!" so the other girl actually hauls ass to get the damn thing and well... she pretty much beats the fuck out of you from that point. Moral of this story kids: if you're going to cheat get a motel room atleast 3 hours away or don't have random chains just lying around the house where a dumb whore can get them.
by mr.niceguyseviltwin:roy July 31, 2009
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Cheetah Dog

A bond shared between people who enjoy each others company.
Something/Someone STEALTHY.
Anything awesome.
Can be a person or not.
Bringing Sketchy BAck. YEP
Omar.
YO! What up cheetah dog, you look fly!
Come party..bring the cheetah dogs.
One would call teenskeet for tian to hook up some cheetah dog.
I have a date with cheetah dog tonight!
by shaniqua donlivehurr December 26, 2006
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