I knew youd break the damn thing, now watch out chew, let me see what broke on this mother fucking big ass waste of time.
by FARTINGOUTSHITWITHOUTKNOWING November 2, 2022

Chew is another word for when someone looks good/does a good job at something. Another word for “ate that”
by rottenplvms September 20, 2021

by 4ndr0meda January 16, 2017

by john wezt the fisherman October 20, 2008

1. Chewing the spoon is getting invited to an event that you were looking forward to, only to be rejected by the host when you get there.
2. In general, it can also be used to describe something that doesn’t go the way you thought things were going to go. At worst, it puts you in a shitty situation for no reason.
2. In general, it can also be used to describe something that doesn’t go the way you thought things were going to go. At worst, it puts you in a shitty situation for no reason.
Definition 1.
“Hey, I thought your buddy Zach was going to be here at this party?”
“He was, but Amanda broke up with him last week and since it’s her party he had to go…”
“Damn, sounds like he chewed the spoon…”
Definition 2.
“ I was really hoping to go see someone in New York this weekend, but the person I was going to visit ghosted me, leaving me stuck in New York with no money, and ruined my plans… I really chewed the spoon on this one”
“Hey, I thought your buddy Zach was going to be here at this party?”
“He was, but Amanda broke up with him last week and since it’s her party he had to go…”
“Damn, sounds like he chewed the spoon…”
Definition 2.
“ I was really hoping to go see someone in New York this weekend, but the person I was going to visit ghosted me, leaving me stuck in New York with no money, and ruined my plans… I really chewed the spoon on this one”
by Ester Tallon Joe October 9, 2022

When you put hair removal cream on your bum hair.
Then next time u go toilet, poo it off.
The poo will be covered in hair and look like chewbacca
Then next time u go toilet, poo it off.
The poo will be covered in hair and look like chewbacca
How did you get your anal hair off?
Well, Ciaran said he did a “HAIRY CHEW” yesterday and it pretty much cleared it off ”.
The poo will be covered in hair and look like chewbacca.
Well, Ciaran said he did a “HAIRY CHEW” yesterday and it pretty much cleared it off ”.
The poo will be covered in hair and look like chewbacca.
by TizzleJaWizzle43 February 18, 2024

It’s the badass shit that the Outlaw Josey Wales chews if you ain’t seen the movie then grab some chew and enjoy
Ay you got some chew man
by Country boi makin do June 7, 2020
