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Cheese Grease

The stain left by the unkempt. The sweat stains of unbathed track and field coaches. The residue left on surface areas, caused by sweat, grime, and or festering body odor.
"Johnny" sat down at my desk, and when he got up, he left a puddle of cheese grease.
by grouseking December 9, 2008
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Crotch Cheese

A cheesey foul smelling substance that develops around the genital area when a person does not wash.
by clocksprings April 12, 2009
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Cheese Cup

when you fart into your hand and shove it into someones face
Bob: Hey Steve guess what
Steve: What
(fart)
Bob: CHEESE CUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Steve: Ahh Fuck You
by theGINGER5100 February 14, 2012
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Cheese Tip

The filthy, smegma like amalgam around the tip of the penis after sex with a dirty partner.
I bagged that whore from the bar last night. Sadly, I'm still cleaning my cheese tip. A shower was not enough to wipe away that filth and regret.
by Eaton Holgoode March 8, 2017
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cheese moving

Changing the workflow of a system in such a way that a user's behavior has to be altered significantly to achieve their goals (in the same way that relocating the cheese for a lab rat while force them to run the maze differently)
Whoa! You want to put the tweet button there? That's some major cheese moving.
by Brogrammer3000 February 12, 2018
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cheese sweats

Excessive, funky smelling diaphoresis after consuming large amounts of specialty cheeses. Cheese sweats are exacerbated by additional consumption of matching wines. Cheese sweats are very similar to meat sweats, except that cheese sweats have a characteristically pungent mouldy smell.
Cheese snob #1: "That Brie de Meaux was just too delish, darling. I couldn't help myself. I gorged the whole wheel and now I've got cheese sweats."

Cheese snob #2: "Brie de Meux? Smells more like Epoisses cheese sweats to me, Miss Piggy."
by ryesmom June 3, 2013
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Cheese booty

A word used to describe the phenomenon of amazing butts on the women in the Milwaukee area. Believed to be caused by the copious amounts of cheese ingested by Wisconsin women.
Holy crap John! look at the Cheese Booty on that girl!
by Chocolate man September 17, 2015
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