cheese pasty

A build up of crud or other disgusting substance in and around a female's fanny flaps that, when pulled apart, looks like a cheese pasty.

"I was about to go down on Emma but she had a right oozing cheese pasty"

by Bleurrghh January 6, 2014

Floating cheese

A prolonged conversation of no meaning undertaken exclusively by males under the influence of large quantities of alcohol. Nothing of any value is established through such intercourse the purpose of which is purely for the entertainment of those so engaged. Although utterly hilarious to those participating in a floating cheese conversation such talk invariably leaves sober bystanders and all females wholly perplexed.

The term comes from one such meaningless conversation in which the relative bouyancy of cheese was hotly debated for many hours.

The six old friends enjoyed an evening of strong ale and floating cheese.

by Lee Farmie October 6, 2004

monster cheese

slang for semen.

"That wasn't muenster cheese in your chili. It was my monster cheese."

by p_time February 3, 2009

Hand Cheese

The remnants of masturbation. Generally includes semen, lotion, and other fun things.

"Geez, why won't this hand cheese come off?"

by onbusmis February 22, 2009

Two Cheese “Thank You Please”

When you eat a full bag of Doritos and finger a girl’s butthole.

“Dude, I just tried the Two Cheese “Thank You Please”!

by Zach3850 October 16, 2019

Eating cheese

To turn or tell on someone for doing something wrong.

Jack was at Jill's place eating cheese. Jack's a rat.

by Joker!!!!!! February 7, 2021

Bulla cheene

A stupid fucking retarded special ed bitch who gets no pussy and everybody hates him he’s a ugly ass hog and the gayest fat fuck in the entire fucking world

(Person 1) Look at that stupid fucking Bulla cheene 😂

by haven’ March 23, 2022