In baseball, to throw a batter a pitch that will make him strike out and force him to sit on a bench in the dugout. A chair can technically be any pitch, but typically will be a curveball or slider.
*2 strike count
Center fielder: Hey throw him the chair kid
Shortstop: Yeah kid drop a chair in there kiiiiid
First baseman: Humbabe now lets givemachairkiiiiiiiiiiid
Third baseman: Yeah let’s go now gimmchair kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiid
Center fielder: Hey throw him the chair kid
Shortstop: Yeah kid drop a chair in there kiiiiid
First baseman: Humbabe now lets givemachairkiiiiiiiiiiid
Third baseman: Yeah let’s go now gimmchair kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiid
by thebigdogsap69 August 24, 2019
Get the Throw Him The Chairmug. by Dr Bunnygirl December 6, 2019
Get the massage chair junkiemug. What Hitler meant to write as a sequel to his book Mein Kampf and it talks about his sofa. Unfortunately his editor did not like it.
by Le Canadian Grammar Nazi January 13, 2016
Get the mein kampfy chairmug. by Chair gang by god September 14, 2019
Get the Chair gang by godmug. One who excessively criticises others athletic attempts while failing to excel or even attempt to achieve athletic success themselves.
"I can't watch the boxing with Dave anymore, he tuts all the time and says both guys are crap"
"Isn't Dave like 5 stone overweight"
"yep"
"And doesn't he get out of breath just going to the fridge"
"yep"
"what an arm chair athlete"
"yep"
"Isn't Dave like 5 stone overweight"
"yep"
"And doesn't he get out of breath just going to the fridge"
"yep"
"what an arm chair athlete"
"yep"
by wolfman10 November 15, 2009
Get the Arm Chair Athletemug. Useful abbreviation as CTKI, or occasionally CKI (Chair-Keyboard Interface).
CTKI is the tech-tarded USER that TECHS spend so much company time dealing with that could be better spent on more important network issues.
CTKI is the tech-tarded USER that TECHS spend so much company time dealing with that could be better spent on more important network issues.
USER: "My login doesn't work. Is the network down or something?"
TECH: "No, networks fine. Is your Caps Lock on?"
USER: "Oh my gosh, it IS, tee-hee! Sorry for calling you from your lunch break as an emergency."
(Boss comes in): "So USER tells me there's network problems and they can't log in! What's going on with the system?"
TECH: "Problem solved. But I think it would be in your best interest to replace the CTKI."
(CTKI=Chair-To-Keyboard Interface,)
TECH: "No, networks fine. Is your Caps Lock on?"
USER: "Oh my gosh, it IS, tee-hee! Sorry for calling you from your lunch break as an emergency."
(Boss comes in): "So USER tells me there's network problems and they can't log in! What's going on with the system?"
TECH: "Problem solved. But I think it would be in your best interest to replace the CTKI."
(CTKI=Chair-To-Keyboard Interface,)
by Doc Pyrata May 3, 2008
Get the Chair-To-Keyboard Interfacemug. by corn in my bum May 26, 2015
Get the Arabian lawn chairmug.