John: That guy didn't use his parking break then his car hit a school bus!
Joseph: He's a real cerebral juggernaut.
Joseph: He's a real cerebral juggernaut.
by Jordan Wooblehammer March 10, 2008
Get the Cerebral Juggernaut mug.The belief that one day, Cap'n Crunch will take everybody on his boat to live in a beautiful existence of sugary cereal, sailing on the celestial sea.
Related to the term Cerealist, though not all Cerealists necessarily follow Cerealism.
Related to the term Cerealist, though not all Cerealists necessarily follow Cerealism.
We'll sail to exotic islands and harvest the froot loops from the trees
We'll find the lucky charms at the end of the rainbow
And we will finally truly see the taste of cinnamon toast crunch
Cerealism!
We'll find the lucky charms at the end of the rainbow
And we will finally truly see the taste of cinnamon toast crunch
Cerealism!
by riahK March 7, 2011
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Attention all avid cereal eaters. You may think you have it figured out, eating your favorite brand of cereal the same way every time, but I am here to tell you there is a better way.
There are many different methods to eating cereal. A popular approach is to make a horizontal wall of dry cereal, with the milk covered cereal closest to you. As time goes by this wall of crunchy cereal slowly recedes. Most of the time by the end of the bowl there is a large amount of soggy cereal left at the bottom no matter how careful you are.
With this new revolutionary method known as the "Cereal Eclipse" all your cereal eating problems will be solved. Plus friends will be impressed by unique the eclipse shape.
To pull off this impressive feat it just take a little bit of practice. Start off by making sure to pour the correct amount of milk. Too much and your cereal will be too soggy, too little and there won't be enough milk. Once your cereal is ready use your spoon to horizontally plunge about a third of the cereal (horizontally) into the milk. Eat a good amount of this. Then begin to dig straight into the middle of this wall of cereal, not the sides. As the shape of the wall begins to become circular you will notice there is a large amount of dry, crunchy cereal waiting in reserve along the edge of the far side of the bowl, forming an eclipse shape. As you finish the cereal you can collapse the eclipse and enjoy fresh, non-soggy cereal.
Enjoy.
There are many different methods to eating cereal. A popular approach is to make a horizontal wall of dry cereal, with the milk covered cereal closest to you. As time goes by this wall of crunchy cereal slowly recedes. Most of the time by the end of the bowl there is a large amount of soggy cereal left at the bottom no matter how careful you are.
With this new revolutionary method known as the "Cereal Eclipse" all your cereal eating problems will be solved. Plus friends will be impressed by unique the eclipse shape.
To pull off this impressive feat it just take a little bit of practice. Start off by making sure to pour the correct amount of milk. Too much and your cereal will be too soggy, too little and there won't be enough milk. Once your cereal is ready use your spoon to horizontally plunge about a third of the cereal (horizontally) into the milk. Eat a good amount of this. Then begin to dig straight into the middle of this wall of cereal, not the sides. As the shape of the wall begins to become circular you will notice there is a large amount of dry, crunchy cereal waiting in reserve along the edge of the far side of the bowl, forming an eclipse shape. As you finish the cereal you can collapse the eclipse and enjoy fresh, non-soggy cereal.
Enjoy.
by Tyngsbros November 14, 2011
Get the Cereal Eclipse mug.Agro Cerebral refers to a genera. Usually relating to music, but other things in life can also fit into this genera. Agro refers to aggressiveness or anger and Cerebral refers to higher functioning and cognition. When placed together it creates a genera that includes anything that is aggressive/angry yet also intelligent or well thought out. Most anything that makes a significant change in the world could be considered agro cerebral.
EX 1: Rage Against the Machine, Black Flag, Common, The Clash, The Dead Kennedys, Tupac, Anti-Flag etc..
EX 2: Bill Maher totally rocked organized religion in his agro cerebral documentary Religulous.
EX 3:
Person 1: "Scott really freaked out in lecture today about women's rights..."
Person 2: "Yeah, Scott's been really agro cerebral since he started studying feminist history."
EX 2: Bill Maher totally rocked organized religion in his agro cerebral documentary Religulous.
EX 3:
Person 1: "Scott really freaked out in lecture today about women's rights..."
Person 2: "Yeah, Scott's been really agro cerebral since he started studying feminist history."
by Andy K!.. July 30, 2009
Get the agro cerebral mug.An act usually reserved for parties or the refreshments of an orgy. A man with a chest dent has his legs put behind his head and his arms wrapped around his buttocks. His dent is then filled with cereal and milk for the enjoyment of the party-goers or orgy participants.
Ted has the grossest chest dent! We should invite him to the next orgy party and make him into a human cereal bowl.
by bassemonk1 August 7, 2011
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Originated from Yelawolf's new song "Good Girl" (ft. Poo Bear) on his new album "Radioactive":
"But you don't wanna see me go/Even though I'm only giving you dick and cold cereal/So you must have a thang for Lucky Charms/All the bad girl in you just fell in my lucky arms"
Originated from Yelawolf's new song "Good Girl" (ft. Poo Bear) on his new album "Radioactive":
"But you don't wanna see me go/Even though I'm only giving you dick and cold cereal/So you must have a thang for Lucky Charms/All the bad girl in you just fell in my lucky arms"
Bro #1: Bro, last night I gave her a bowl of 'cold cereal' because all we did was oral sex and ended it with a long make out session.
Bro #2: Sucks for her (no pun intended)
Bro #2: Sucks for her (no pun intended)
by YelaDog November 24, 2011
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