Cerealism

The belief that one day, Cap'n Crunch will take everybody on his boat to live in a beautiful existence of sugary cereal, sailing on the celestial sea.

Related to the term Cerealist, though not all Cerealists necessarily follow Cerealism.

We'll sail to exotic islands and harvest the froot loops from the trees
We'll find the lucky charms at the end of the rainbow
And we will finally truly see the taste of cinnamon toast crunch
Cerealism!

by riahK February 21, 2011

Cerealed

Past tense verb for when a guy tries and fails to get with a girl dressed as a cereal box

It’s been a while since Sam last Cerealed

by Nrhehdjsnej April 10, 2023

cereally

seriously; fo sho; def; "are you for serious?!"; "I know!"; can be said by anyone, including those who don't like cereal

"It feels like I haven't seen you in forever!"

"Cereally!"

by j.dirt February 11, 2009

cereal

A box of sugar with pretty pictures.

Cereal is where the gov'ment puts our brain candy.

by The World August 11, 2003

cereal

another form of the word serious

Dude, do you think she was cereal when she said she liked me?

by bimini_blue May 21, 2003

for cereal

1) An inquisitive remark; a way of asking "are you for certain that what you are expressing right now is something that can be trusted?"
2) A confirmation of seriousness.
3) A deep and philosophical question, as in: "Are you sure that you are not dicking around right now?"
4) An exclamation.

1) Are you for cereal?
2) For cereal.
3) SUPER cereal?
4) Cereal!

by Blue Goose March 26, 2008

cereal

The best food in the world.

I eat cereal all day long. It is good in the morning, in the afternoon, and in the evening, especially good for a snack in the middle of the night.

by AcneBrain June 29, 2004