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Cerealism

The belief that one day, Cap'n Crunch will take everybody on his boat to live in a beautiful existence of sugary cereal, sailing on the celestial sea.

Related to the term Cerealist, though not all Cerealists necessarily follow Cerealism.
We'll sail to exotic islands and harvest the froot loops from the trees
We'll find the lucky charms at the end of the rainbow
And we will finally truly see the taste of cinnamon toast crunch
Cerealism!
by riahK March 7, 2011
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Cerealsexual

The sexual attraction to cereal and/or cereal mascots.
Kevin's a total Cerealsexual, he has a thing for cheerios.
by Infertile Apple June 4, 2015
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name 30 cereals

an absolutely cruel version of name 5 cereals
most commonly occurs at camps.
man 1- NAME 30 CEREALS
man 2- OH GOD NO, HONEY NUT CHEERIOS
by bananasareforrape April 1, 2011
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carnalismo

its an inner attitude that a true vato has, full of loyalty,courage and love for his homies.
carnal
ese i ain drinkin wit u no mo, u loosin dat carnalismo in u
by Gambizzle June 12, 2007
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5 cereals

A "Prank" to squeeze someones penis and ask them to mention the name of 5 cereals. After they have mentioned 5 cereals, you are suppose to stop squeezing there penis.
(this prank originally was created in SMC)
Raidan said "yo lets do 5 cereals to Owen, he is gonna scream so loud"
"Don't you dare do 5 cereals to me"
by the hussler May 12, 2016
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Cerealsexual

The sexual attraction to cereal and/or cereal mascots.
Kevin's a total Cerealsexual, he has a thing for cheerios.
by Infertile Apple June 4, 2015
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Cerealize

The act of partaking in the consumption of cereal, with milk, after dinner's main course.

True cerealizing involves getting more than one bowl.
-One of the main and only reasons for going to Brower Commons.
Erik: Are you guys cerealizing?
Jack & Yuhan: Hell yeah
Erik: Aight, I'm not getting milk with it.
Jack & Yuhan: What are you, stupid?

(Jack & Yuhan walk to the cereal bar nodding their head in disapproval.)

Yuhan: Yo dude what are you doing later?
Jack: Probably finishing up on some work and then hitting up Brower to cerealize. You?
Yuhan: Cerealizing sounds good. I'll hit you up.
by cerealking November 6, 2009
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