Cancer-Fuck

When a person engages in sexual activity with a dying cancer patient out of pity

The ultimate pity-fuck

"Did you hear that Billy has a malignant brain tumor?"

"Yeah I cancer-fucked him last week"

by Mr_whitehair July 12, 2021

Cancer Dogging

When you completely forget the purpose for walking into a room, so you begin pacing back and forth in hopes that you'll remember what you needed.

"Gerry, why're you aimlessly walking around like that?"
"I'm cancer dogging, Pearl! I don't remember what I came in here for!"

by JoeTurquoise December 31, 2020

Hair Cancer

Puting hair removal cream into a unsuspecting victims hair conditioner.

Roommate 1: dude i just lost half my hair in the shower it was coming out in clumps ... i think something's wrong with me!
Roommate 2: Dude you need to go to the hospital .. I think you have Hair Cancer!

by Parrotmeat January 13, 2019

Cancer Stick

Another word for cigarette

Alright boys gona go have a cheeky cancer stick

by YaDaSellsAvonM8 March 5, 2019

cancer vase

A hookah

The party I attended had no less than 10 cancer vases

by Bob Da Vinci November 6, 2018

Creamy cancer

When a male ejaculates on a migdets penis.

Ah yeah, he had some creamy cancer with my cousin

by Bigdicczaver December 20, 2017

cancer sticks

A street name/slang of nicotine cigarettes which a non-smoker will diffuse a cigarette as cancer causing

I am qutting cancer sticks.
No more cancer sticks for you!

by Billiam Beaver July 6, 2016