Jewish condom

It's like a regular condom, but you snip off the tip.

I wasn't quite ready to have kids, but I used a Jewish condom; now I'm going to be a tate.

by The_Pyrrhonist December 28, 2021

marital condom

Prenuptial

Think you may need a marital condom for this bitch.

by SubstancePfun November 1, 2017

Condom pocket

The small pocket within a pocket on the front of a pair of jeans.

Where you putting your drugs, man?

Condom pocket.
Oh shit, is that what that is, never realized?

Duh?

by Shuaman April 27, 2019

invisible condom

This term is in fact used to describe a non-existant condom. It is meant to insult really dumb-ass girls who would believe that a guy actually has created this invisible condom which will prevent her from becoming the slut who got preggo (pregnant) in high school. ATTENTION: the invisible condom does not exist and can not stop the load!

"Stacy I'm pregnant?"
"How Shaneequa?"
"I don't know... Mitch put on his invisible condom"

THE END

by See Why Dub November 21, 2006

media condom

Comic stars get protected from bodily harm when the cameras are rolling.

Triumph got covered by a media condom when he said "you will die alone!"

by klar October 17, 2008

Conversational Condom

The person on the phone being asked to pass messages to a person next to them, thereby preventing the two other people speaking directly.

and tell Amber I said Hello.

Tell her yourself, she's right here and I'm no conversational condom

by Thantheman November 14, 2010

sans condom

The act of barebacking a young hooker without a condom after smoking meth and being intoxicated with alcohol.

Going be getting my STI blood test today after I sans condom that hooker last night.

by Rgy June 30, 2014