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Butthole

When someone is being rude or mean and won't snuggle with you.
Emma is a butthole
by Forrest smith January 5, 2014
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Christmas butthole

Just think about it: a big red butthole filled with the holiday spirit.
Deb: Well fuck me in my Christmas butthole.

Dex: Huh?
by La Petite Tête July 23, 2010
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texas butthole massacre

the act of inserting three or more penises into your butthole simultaneously

texas butthole massacres are often followed by a horrible pink sock
person 1: dude i had my first texas butthole massacre yesterday
person 2: how was it
person 1: pretty fun except when they pulled out they stretched my butthole so much that my intestines popped out resulting in a pink sock
person 2: pink socks are so kinky
person 1: you're a dirty boy

girl: hey wanna try a texas butthole massacre
boy: okay (proceeds to insert his three penises into her butthole)
girl: hey wtf are you doing
boy: putting my three dicks in your butthole
girl: no i meant i wanted to do it (whips out her three dicks and proceeds to give the boy a texas butthole massacre)
boy: wahhh you're tearing my butthole tissue
by roflrofler September 4, 2009
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buttchow

Usually happens with males. Commonly referred to as a fart with substance. In the act of flatulence, i.e. farting, fecal matter is expelled out and into the pants of the farter, normally wet and runny likened to gravy train dog food, hence buttchow.
Yo Larry man, I had some bad food the other night, got a really bad case of the walking farts and damn if I didn't blow buttchow in my shorts.
by JTP November 6, 2008
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buttholes

A game in which two people frivolously run around with no pants and attempt to stick a finger in the opposing player's asshole. The loser, undoubtedly, has a finger in their butthole.
I played a game of buttholes with Suzie last night. I lost... First time I've ever had a finger in my ass.
by SleeperInAisle1 December 15, 2008
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butthole whistle

what a mentally retarded person says when he farts
Joey gimps his way in to a line at walmart and farts loudly yelling BUTTHOLE WHISTLE
by Razurtothewrist666 March 13, 2010
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Buttcheeks

The name for a shy girl who tends to blush, so cheeks seems to be as soft as a baby's behind, given by a Crackbaby.
Buttcheeks had to write a definition, because it seemed that the whole world was wondering..why Buttcheeks?
by Yezenia December 24, 2008
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