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White Crunch Bar

The nickname of a girl who puts makeup over all her acne to hide it even though we all obviously see it, and it looks worse with the caked makeup on it.
by Bailey22301 July 9, 2015
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'Poverty Crunch'

Used to describe the combination of milk and ice in a bowl to simulate cereal, usually when there is no other option available.
Man, I ran out of Apple Jacks! Guess I'll make some 'Poverty Crunch'.

You ever put ice and milk together man? I love 'Poverty Crunch'!
by Anoncuck22 March 19, 2024
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crunch and crux

The crunch and crux of the match was when Pau Gassol made a basket in the last minute.
by Carli9 February 5, 2017
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Kentucky Crunch

When you find an abandoned bird egg and you crunch that shit.
Jim: Hey, bro. You got your daily protein.
Joe: You better believe I smacked that Kentucky crunch.
by Nshane100 May 21, 2018
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Crunch master

Long haired hippie who talks about the Grateful Dead like it's their religion. There is only one crunch master and that is the professional dab smoker, and the advice giver of drugs. The crunch master will not turn down mushrooms.
"Listening to some Umphreys? So crunchy bro"

"Spencer is the crunch master!"

"Smells crunchy in here. Where's the mantis?"
by Ruckus maine July 5, 2016
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Critter Crunching

Raping in the anal region. Sometimes by a group of people.
In the popular game critter crunch, after you defeat another player, a crowd of small animals attack and appear to gang rape the helpess avatar. after the dust clears the avatar is seen twitching on the ground and is covered in dust and what appears to be semen.
He was subjected to critter crunching on his first day in prison
by Pedroelmo October 8, 2010
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crunched my nan

i failed my test and crunched my nan bruh
i got caught stealing something and crunched my nan
by gruwief December 13, 2022
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