Long haired hippie who talks about the Grateful Dead like it's their religion. There is only one crunch master and that is the professional dab smoker, and the advice giver of drugs. The crunch master will not turn down mushrooms.
"Listening to some Umphreys? So crunchy bro"
"Spencer is the crunch master!"
"Smells crunchy in here. Where's the mantis?"
"Spencer is the crunch master!"
"Smells crunchy in here. Where's the mantis?"
by Ruckus maine March 29, 2016
by Dave-Kort October 19, 2013
by gruwief December 13, 2022
The act of putting cornflakes inside your foreskin and having a wank, then eat the now mixed cereal out of your foreskin. This is exclusive for europeans.
by Jobama The Cumlord September 04, 2020
A term that best describes people that lack personal hygiene , are overly consumed with environmental conservation. A new era, 21st Century hippie.
Yo, babe, look, Ruth still refuses to shave any of her “hot spots” or legs all in the name of water conservation. PU!! Straight Crunch granola
by Woodbury 008 October 12, 2017
by leledog December 23, 2017
by Nshane100 April 04, 2018