Shower of Blessings

A Shower of Blessings is when a group of cadets have a circle-jerk with another naked cadet on his knees and they all have cumgasms on his face and in his mouth giving him gay bukkake, and then they take turns fucking him in his boy-hole.

I was in the cadet showers, and Matt and some other cadets gave me a Shower of Blessings!

by USAF Cadet October 26, 2020

Bless

Bless: V. To smoke cannabis. To have a smoking session (sesh).

The full version of the tem is "Bless Jah", Jah being common Jamaican for "God". This makes perfect sense seeing as the god of the rasta movement might best be defined as cannabis smoking.

To "Bless", as of posting, isn't very widely known, and as such it has several advantages to just saying "Let's toke".

1) It can be said in front of authorities or people opposed to cannabis smoking without them understanding the meaning.

2) It implies the spiritual aspect of cannabis smoking, which is a great way to think of smoking.

3) It separates the speaker from lesser smokers who use such conventional terms as "smoke"

Yo what's good playa. I just picked up a quarter-O of tangerine kush, tryin to go Bless?

Fuck yah, let's Bless Jah.

by CHS 2010 October 9, 2010

blues crashing

To blues dance in a location not normally used for a dance, such as a park, restaurant, or other public place. An idea that was adopted from lindy hoppers, see lindy bomb.

Hey we are blues crashing the mall tonight, wanna come?

by lindyaholic February 23, 2010

blessing

when a girl is freaky and sends booty pictures or nudes with out you asking.

friend 1: omg he isn’t answering my snap
friend 2: bless him he’ll answer to that
friend 1: you’re right imma be blessing him all night
guy *is blessed*

by yeahdaddy September 28, 2018

yellows and blues

daddy's little helpers: cialis and viagra;
The old dude was trying to get some street cred with his pole dancer but couldnt get it up. Presto change-o, he took a little blue Viagra or popped a yellow Cialis and he was ok with the stripper. Then the old fat dude started talking about the tatoo he was getting. Stripper was interested in the money; whatever.

The old dude was trying hard to show he had street cred, but found he couldn't even get it up for the pole dancer. Presto, change-o - a little Viagra cured his Blues. Sometimes he took along the yellow Cialis. He was old and fat, so just in case he always packed his yellows and blues before a night out. He was hard for the stripper - but she was into it just for the money.

by swami04 January 14, 2008

dirty blues

This term refers to blues music (often very lo-fi at the time) running back as early as the 1930s (probably even before then) that has very sexually explicit and/or suggestive ("blue") lyrics. These are all very old blues songs whose practitioners extolled the use of drugs, the pleasure of sex, etc. Many such songs stand up today as early underground (then illegal) music with explicit lyrics (often, if not always, by black artists, some of whom even leaned toward lesbianism, such as Lucille Bogan).

Lucille Bogan's "Shave 'Em Dry" and Bo Carter's "Banana In Your Fruitbasket" are prime examples of the dirty blues.

by CinemateryKyle March 10, 2009

Wife Blesser

Nicer version of the wife beater

That's right, I'm down to my wife blesser

by Meekerella August 7, 2011