buffen

Longer for buff, means a fittay/ very good looking person.

Hey bro did u see that girl, what a Buffen

by Sonny bill williams July 5, 2016

Seaside Brunch Buffet

A sex move in which someone dumps a tray of watery scrambled eggs onto a nude woman's lap and then eats the breakfast off her tuna fish laden cunt.

Jimmy was late for work and had eaten but was so horny he dumped his breakfast in Judy's lap and had a Seaside brunch buffet. Good old Jimmy killed two birds with one stone.

by Pork Feinstein August 14, 2009

Buffudge

1. (n) Correct name for the Brand of fudge sandwich cookies known as "ELFudge." 2. A product manufactured in Djibouti (pronounced "jabooty"), the african country that sounds like your ass.

1. That was some sweet Buffudge.
2. We need to go on a Thunder run and get some Buffudge.

by Awesome McDougle January 20, 2004

buffers

tits

look at the buffers on her

by hatband April 27, 2009

wang buffet

to slap or cuff with one's wang.

shut the f*** up or im gonna wang buffet you in the face.

by Cakenggt July 24, 2008

Mystery Meat Buffet

when a female, 16-25 years of age, becomes heavily intoxicated at a party and has semi-consentual sex with multiple men whom she does not know and will not remember

"mystery meat" refers to the strangers' penises and "buffet" refers to the multiple partners

this differs from "Statutory Rape" (less tham 16 years of age) and "how do i not have herpes yet" (older that 25)

Girl 1: "Tina fell drank, like, 7 smirnoff ices, then she ate a mystery meat buffet til she puked on some dude and passed out"

Girl 2: "I hate it when that happens!"

by Captain Planet Jr May 6, 2011

biffed

A state of excessive drunkeness.

We don't even remember much of last night, we got biffed

by Tom Cattaneo June 16, 2007