Brandon

A guy who has crushes only on gay girls

Sam: Why is that guy flirting with Tiffany?
Chris: Not sure, he must be a Brandon.

by Jfjtjajjsbtjtieiwjgbhwkamdm February 2, 2017

Brandon

A sweet guy that girls flock to. He is intelligent, funny, and handome as hell. Once you make eye contact with him, you fall into his dark brown eyes and it's so hard to get out, he cares about everything and is sometimes picky but he is loyal and also stubborn. He's a rare find.

Oh is that Brandon? Damn he lookin fine as hell.

by Wutupmydood May 7, 2017

Brandon

A huge dick. Known as a fucking asshole and has a small penis.

Brandon is suck a Brandon

by Dondomflim June 3, 2017

Brandon

The most amazing guy out there, he is so loving and is an amazing kisser. He is the most awesome guy you will ever meet. His dick is so big. He is very attractive and loves cuddles. One of the most funny guys you will ever meet and will almost make you pee yourself from laughing. If you river meet a brandon be sure not to mess up with him or you will regret it.

Person 1 : He is sooo attractive

Person 2 : he must be a brandon

Person 1 : yeah he has a big dick

by ;) memer (: June 4, 2017

brandon murphy

The sexiest man alive.You need a Brandon because he is a kind and loving person. Brandon Murphy usually has a big dick and a great pull out game

Damn, I need Brandon Murphy is the sexiest man I know.

by 1400girl May 4, 2018

Brandon

A hot rich guy with the most amazing hair and beautiful braces!

Girl:”bro I’m tryna smash Brandon”
Brandon:”ight then”

by The know it all!! June 19, 2018

brandon lingo

A disabled person that looks like a fish.

Brandon Lingo looks like a fish.

by 10101010101011 September 26, 2018