bowflexing

Code word for masturbating, to flex ones muscle. Often referred to by people on World of Warcraft.

brb gonna go bowflex, or I cant I'm bowflexing

by bowflexmaster May 13, 2010

Boyfriends Webtoon stans

deranged fatherless ppl who sexualise gay couples and hopes that one day they will have a gay bff whilst secretly being homophobic and report any boyfriends slander they see and go on twitter and rant about it

person 1:borfriends is sooooo good they r all so cute
person 3: ughhh ikr i would love to live in that world
person 2: fucking cringe boyfriends webtoon stans
person 1: ranting about that on twitter rn frick you
person 3: me and my 1 follower are literally going to spam you, person 2, you female dog!!!!!

by societygoeswild July 13, 2022

your boyfriend up?

A way of asking a girl if she is in a relationship with a man or if she is single

Aye girl, your boyfriend up?

by skeezerweirdo December 20, 2010

Pocket Boyfriend

Any man that you find attractive, though he is clearly to small/short for you to actually date. You might make an exception and date him anyways, but you would feel very uncomfortable being seen with him in public, because beside him you feel like a giant/swollen/amazon.

Me: Omg, pocket boyfriend! Over there, he's so cute!
Friend: Ooh, he is cute!
(nothing ever happens after that)

by smart cookiez April 19, 2011

Half boyfriend

Half a boyfriend, a boyfriend that got cut in half.

Girl- That's my half boyfriend, he's been like this for 2 months now.
Guy- It fuckin stinks in here, which half of him is your half boyfriend? The top or the bottom?
Girl- I don't know, I just know I didn't do this to him.
Guy- Nobody said you did.

Girl- Yea, that's right nobody said I did.

by Solid Mantis July 8, 2019

Attempted boyfriend stealer

A bitch who cleary thinks she is a victorias's secret model, but in real life has a fat face and a cows body.

Girl "Look at that skany ugly bitch"
Boy "She's looking at you're boyfriend"
Girl "Ha, classic Attempted boyfriend stealer!"

by Madbitch:) December 15, 2009

john boyle

An entire fucking chad. Sexy as fuck and always tryina be cool. You call him chad and he owns a pc

My friend john boyle has the most massive cock

by big dick catron November 8, 2018