if boogers were Benjamins, my nose would be a bank

A ridiculous way of saying your nose is stopped up.

Larry: "Kenny, gimme that bandana!"
Kenny: "That's my favorite! No way!"
Larry: "Man, I really need it. I'm so stopped up that If boogers were Benjamins, my nose would be a bank!"
Kenny: " I prefer Credit Unions..."

by von groovy January 18, 2019

bad booger

A "Bad Bitch".. cute in any state wether dressed to impressed or sweatpants hair tied

"Too bad my hair isn't done & I'm not dressed" - Man it don't even matter you STILL a "bad booger" without it!

by 🙃🙃🙃 February 07, 2017

Long Nose Booger

Sperm Nut Cum Cream OR Stick substance

Landen what is this long nose booger doing on your underwear.\

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by Brody The Goat20 May 02, 2024

booger scope

When a camera is aimed up at someone's nose.

These youtoube videos are so amateur, tons of booger scope shots.

by Richard Normus June 17, 2022

Coochie Boogers

Little beach balls of choochie juice in your underwear that hardens over time into little balls.

"Yo dude look at all your Coochie Boogers theres hundreds of them"

by tommylovesballselohel November 03, 2021

Booger bitch

An infectious ass disgusting female that you want to keep at a maximum distance

I can smell the booger bitch, before I even saw her.

Close you're legs booger bitch

by DixienormousLynch January 03, 2025

Booger Bat

Someone who is very unattractive

Boy you seen the Johnson Family, them some booger bats

by Floncon September 06, 2022