Blorp

In 1985 I started making the sound "blorp" to emphasize the presence of an obese person.

I would pocket air in both cheeks with my mouth closed, and force a hard 'B' out of my mouth, popping my lips, at the beginning of the word, and forcing a hard 'P' at the end of the word 'blorp'.

I am unaware of any use of this word before 1985. So, I consider this, the primary definition of the word 'blorp'.

Blorp would be used when an obese person sits down, near you, walks by you, or is even just standing by you. No other words are needed. Just:

"BLORP"

by Darke_Raine September 9, 2024

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Blop

A blop is someone who is a flop and a bop at the same time. A loser, in other words.

I’m in my blop era

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blop

To excrete fecal matter at speeds higher than 30 miles per hour

Oh man I just bloped so hard

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Blopotom

(1) The peculiar sensation experienced when someone accidentally combines pudding and a long-lost sock in an experiment gone horribly wrong.

(2) A slang term for the act of enthusiastically misusing a kitchen sponge in ways it was never designed to endure.

"Did you seriously just blopotom the blender? That's... impressive, yet horrifying."

by TheNoMan December 5, 2024

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bloopty doopb

A sort of exaggeration used similar to a exclamation point added at the end of a sentence in person or over call (the b at the end of doopb is silent)

I just bought a new car bloopty doopb

by 160db December 5, 2024

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