Like a choad, but bigger in length instead of width. Since every normal dick IS longerer than wide, this is coined when the man has a pencil dick or the longest dick know to man.
1.That dick could fit in a pencil sharpener, what a Bload!
2. Your penis could touch the sun, christ, what a Bload!
2. Your penis could touch the sun, christ, what a Bload!
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A blowjob machine that is usually also a great sandwich maker. Often used for massive orgies. If your blonde bitch has ponytails, it would be considered a blowjob with handlebars. Your blonde bitch should never leave the kitchen, unless told that it is okay or if she is delivering your sandwich.
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Get the Blonderosity mug.Blonde Shaming is: Being critical of blonde haired people by use personal opinion(s), or to utilize stereotypes (like) dumb blonde, too blonde, so blonde, blonde moment, etc. Can insinuate improper color (natural or artificial) or lack of intelligence based on hair color; an attitude of shame towards blonde hair people. Blonde shaming is a form of body shaming.
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Lack of intelligence: dumb blonde
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