borked

When something is broken so badly by mishandling that it needs to be replaced along with the surrounding area, equipment, planet etc. Usually something delicate or basic, and usually involving trying to cover up the mistake by setting it on fire.

Jimmy was in charge of tunes on the road trip. He wanted to play a CD but the car only had a cassette deck. So he shoved the CD into the cassette slot, wedged it in with a cold chisel, hit it with a hammer, crashed the car, poured gasoline on it, set it on fire, stole a tank to put out the fire, used a backhoe to bury it and drove the backhoe off of a cliff.

Jimmy really "borked" the tunes!

by NEMouse July 13, 2024

Bjarki

A balding young guy tanssexual child predatorwho jerks in the shower and has a overwhelming badussy aroma

Im scared of this Bjarki, i can also smell his badussy from 10m away

by King of kongs July 13, 2024

Borking it

When a member of the femboy community is jerking off it's called "Borking it"

"He was really borking it last night,"
"He borks way too often,"

by Truiem July 27, 2024

Bajorkled

I heard this in a dream, I have no idea what it means. All I know is that it is slang for "we are fucked".

"we are bajorkled"

-a man in my dreams two second before dying to something I can't explain.

by I have no maidens July 27, 2024

blorker

Ancient term to refer someone as an advanced idiot.

Jim: "You're such a blorker."
Jack: "No?? YOU'RE a blorker!!"

by kazookiz October 1, 2023

Bjerkly

The coolest school in the world located in norway

You went to "Bjerkly" you are automatically cool!

by Inky_scribble October 20, 2023

Bjorndahl

When you’ve screwed something up beyond repair while claiming knowledge to prevent such screw up

You really Bjorndahl’d that pipe run today

by Jessbro December 15, 2023