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birth rape

When medical professionals abuse women during childbirth.
I suffered birth rape when my doctor held me down and preformed an unneeded episiotomy against my will. It made the process faster and easier for him, now I'm scarred for life.
by hdrunaway July 30, 2007
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Birthday Bomb

Posting "Happy Birthday" messages, pictures, and videos on a friend's social networking site when it is not his or her birthday. The joke annoys the person who receives the messages and confuses his or her friends. Also, this is an excellent way to separate one's friends from mere acquaintences since true friends will know one's actual birthday.

If the birthday bomb generates mass confusion or is especially entertaining, it becomes an Epic Birthday Bomb.
Wait. Is it really your birthday? Or, is this a birthday bomb? I thought we just had a party for you like two months ago.

Josh totally birthday bombed me. It was so annoying! My phone kept ringing all day with notifications.

Let's birthday bomb Christine! We still need to get her back for making us watch American Idol with her.
by vonchillyfries July 3, 2010
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Birthday

A satanic ritual in which people gather round an object (usually called a cake) lit up on fire and then all sing there prayers to please Satan. At the end the leader cuts through the object with a sharp knife and all enjoy a feast.
jack: Did u go to Samantha's birthday.
ross: Yea!!
jack: Cool.
by sup_gurll6969 July 30, 2016
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bioshock

youre this bitch ass guy with a sweater going to see your relatives in a plane ride but then it crashes because even god hates you and then you go underwaeter and theres thios bitch who fuckin loves potatoes and then you do things that can be considered homosexual and then theres these fuckers called sploicers and bog doddos and these little bitches you can kill or save but who CARES
''dude have you played bioshock it's so amazing''

''no i haven't played bioshock because i'm an asshole''
by bootyshock December 28, 2011
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give birth to a democrat

After I heard Hilary Clinton's speech, I had to go give birth to a democrat.
by B Clinton May 3, 2008
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Birthday Shot

A shot that is filled to the brim, poured especially for the birthday girl/boy.
Yo Kellso, come take this birthday shot, you drunk ass birthday bitch!
by Kellcho December 31, 2010
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Birthday Digs

Where you punch the Birthday Boy/Girl in the arm, of their choice.

Whilst in this punching action, the proposer must call out the number of times they have punched the Birthday victim.

The number of times you punch them in their arm, correlates directly to their age.

Optionally you can give them an extra punch, for luck fo the fourthcoming year.
It is 'Scotts' Birthday and he is 18, 'James' walks into the party, and unexpectedly punches 'scott' '18' times in the arm, also known as 'Giving Birthday Digs'

And because 'James' took the optional one for luck, 'Scott' recieves 19 punches, and a trip to A&E.
by emuere September 26, 2011
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