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Batman in his Free Time

Batman wears into his superhero suit and grabs a bottle of lotion,then he starts to masturbate and moan,he thinks of superman clapping him as he flaps his dick,he then releases the bat jizz and makes his bed wet and including his suit
by Guy who writes horny things August 24, 2025
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Hanging a Batman

To walk around with ones penis hanging out. Usually alcohol is involved.
by jonboy167 May 22, 2011
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The late night resident , usually inebriated, who has taken it upon himself to patrol his or her Buildings , units , leasing office amenities, etc.. late at night. Looking for any unusual activity or disturbance such as loud party’s , excessive speed through the parking lots, loud birds , or any other nuisance that he/she deems unacceptable. He brandishes his own swift justice. Unfortunately this only results in his own embarrassment and a hangover of shame when the sun rises
I got really drunk Last night and all Of a sudden turned into stupid ‘Preferred apartment community Batman’ again. I was yelling at the teenagers to turn down their garbage edm music and taking down license plate numbers to give to the cops
by RynothaGyno June 3, 2020
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Batman

An expression that people use when they don't know what to answer back.
Person 1: Oh my! How did you do that?
Person 2: Because I'm Batman
by KillerFrost June 9, 2015
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Playing Batman

Being very altruistic and self sacrificing.
I traded in my Trues for some Robins
He playing Batman, Fetty's gon' rob him
by Phil N. Goodman April 5, 2021
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Batman

Batman someone who wears leather, and a mask like a crook!
Batman : I'm so glad I got these butt and chest implants. Now I can have a wow of time with you my Canadian girlfriend who has a implant between her butt cheeks!
by Iam not Elmer Fudd September 23, 2020
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Batman

a really awwesome superhero who everyone dresses up as for halloween if they like superheroes and has everything bat-themed and literally cannot be killed because hes batman
by URMOMYOSUCKA November 4, 2022
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