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Batman

Person A: Where are you going Batman?
Me: To save Gotham.
by anonymous February 20, 2024
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spiderman and batman duo

spiderman and batman duo..? yeah they da best.
by yeahhhhhsirrrr December 16, 2023
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Latex batman

The furious act of jacking off while wearing a batman costume to heighten sexual arousal clasping your dick with something latex to simulate a false catwoman
We don’t talk about Alex’s suspicious actions of the latex batman
by NextJen October 28, 2024
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Batman

1) The most bad ass super hero of all — because he doesn’t need super powers; The code name used by Bruce Wayne; 2) A nickname for a really bad ass person; 3)A nickname for someone who is known to be a HUGE Batman fan
1) Batman can defeat any super hero or villain, because he knows how to find weaknesses.
2) That dude knocked out 4 guys by himself — a real life Batman.
3) What’s up Batman?
by SiL3Nt J September 15, 2023
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The Freaky Batman

Dabbling in some auto erotic asphyxiation while dressed as Batman.
Yo, Did you hear the news that David Carradine died while doing the freaky Batman? he really needed Robin to hear his safe word.
by freaky_batman March 9, 2025
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Batman

"I'm Batman" - Batman
by Perchillywiggle May 10, 2024
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Batman Shirt Theory

Description

Any person who is seen wearing a batman shirt in the public setting has a tendency to be automatically perceived as a threat by mentally ill persons, specifically those with a co-morbid diagnoses of schizophrenia, paranoid type, and psychopathy.

Joker-perpetrator

The joker has paranoid delusions rooted around the thought that the person wearing the batman shirt is some morally authoritative figure trying to restrict the joker's rights for the purpose of maintaining justice. The joker has a natural tendency towards attention seeking behaviors, impulsivity, and sadism.

The Hero-batman fan

Realistically, the hero is more often than not a passive idealist with fantasies of being this "morally authoritative figure" or hero. These beliefs tend to escalate to the extent of grandiose delusions, specifically during times of increased stress. Such persons experience a significant tendency towards being involved with conflict, especially with the joker and personalities alike.

Batman/Joker Conflict

The hero and the joker experience severe emotional and psychological restlessness, arising from their different attitudes. The hero favors fairness and stability whereas the joker prefers selfish gratification and chaos. The grandiose delusions of the hero and the paranoid delusions of the joker conflict with each other, resulting in escalating conflict all influenced by a simple shirt.
Batman Shirt Theory Example:

A. The hero with the batman shirt experiences grandiose delusions that he is obligated to solve every conflict in order to promote fairness and justice.

B. The joker sees the batman shirt and experiences paranoid delusions of oppression that restricts his individuality.

C. I may be delusional for making a case out of this. Point is, you can rationalize anything...
by lhukmai October 20, 2012
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