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NANANANANANANANANANANA BATMAN!
I LOVE BATMAN
by herro i a dictonary March 6, 2017
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Batman

A deranged orphan that happens to be a ninja.
Batman is pretty cool, but he's got some fucking issues.
by _(:| 」∠)_ September 20, 2016
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Batmaned

When a clearly stronger person lets a clearly weaker person think that they can defeat them to prevent there egos from being hurt.
I'm such a nice guy I batmaned that nerd so he could get a girl.
by ChelsealisaPeace September 4, 2016
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Batman

(A vigilante that hides in the shadows) He fights crime while struggling with throat cancer and hides behind trash cans after throwing a smoke bomb to make him self look cool.
Never fear! Batman is here!
by TheJimst3r July 5, 2016
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Batmaning

When you put a batman voice on while you are doing a man in the bum and say "Joker does my baterang hurt your bat cave!"
" Batmaning with Jeremy was the best time of my life"
by Sexy Boy Jenkins May 23, 2016
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Batman

When you have sex and after you cum, you have to kill her parents.
by Mc_loving69 January 15, 2018
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Batman Shirt Theory

Description

Any person who is seen wearing a batman shirt in the public setting has a tendency to be automatically perceived as a threat by mentally ill persons, specifically those with a co-morbid diagnoses of schizophrenia, paranoid type, and psychopathy.

Joker-perpetrator

The joker has paranoid delusions rooted around the thought that the person wearing the batman shirt is some morally authoritative figure trying to restrict the joker's rights for the purpose of maintaining justice. The joker has a natural tendency towards attention seeking behaviors, impulsivity, and sadism.

The Hero-batman fan

Realistically, the hero is more often than not a passive idealist with fantasies of being this "morally authoritative figure" or hero. These beliefs tend to escalate to the extent of grandiose delusions, specifically during times of increased stress. Such persons experience a significant tendency towards being involved with conflict, especially with the joker and personalities alike.

Batman/Joker Conflict

The hero and the joker experience severe emotional and psychological restlessness, arising from their different attitudes. The hero favors fairness and stability whereas the joker prefers selfish gratification and chaos. The grandiose delusions of the hero and the paranoid delusions of the joker conflict with each other, resulting in escalating conflict all influenced by a simple shirt.
Batman Shirt Theory Example:

A. The hero with the batman shirt experiences grandiose delusions that he is obligated to solve every conflict in order to promote fairness and justice.

B. The joker sees the batman shirt and experiences paranoid delusions of oppression that restricts his individuality.

C. I may be delusional for making a case out of this. Point is, you can rationalize anything...
by lhukmai October 20, 2012
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