Batman

An ordinary man who is battling with an extreme acid addiction, who believes he is a super hero but really he's in his rehab room wearing underwear and a pink studded belt battling with his roomate lindsey lohan or "the joker".

lindsey: ahhhh get off me you fucker
Batman: *words unable to be understood*

by Dr. Vaginastien November 15, 2010

batman v Superman

A really terrible movie.

Batman v Superman sucked.

by Homeslicenumerouno July 8, 2016

batman

The dark knight. When you crap on yo girl's back and it looks like a cape. Ewww.

Yo, I batmanned that ho.

by B-dawwg December 25, 2007

The Arizona Batman

The art of rubbing your ass a day or so after shaving with rough stubble on it between and on a girls chest while placing the bat on her face...the bat is the art of spreading the spare skin on your nuts to look like a bat wing

My girlfriend is into superheros so i gave her the arizona batman

by CreepingJesus September 7, 2008

Chalupa Batman

When you go to Taco Bell, buy a chalupa, open it and put it on your girls back and right before you cum you say “I’m Batman” then cum in the chapels and make your girl eat it

My girl loves Taco Bell and doing the Chalupa Batman

by Mike1991 March 17, 2020

batman

When u jackoff on a flash light and u turn it on and sling it on a wall in the shape of a bat.

I did the batman last night

by Luke Joe May 12, 2008

bartmaniman

When you the have for bart when thursday if the when you have the time.

Have you done the if you had if before?

FUCK. your such a bartmaniman

by Mynamedaveithink May 12, 2022