awkward silence 

When you do something, such as a fart or a bad joke and all your friends just sit there for 4 or more seconds saying nothing.

There was an awkward silence when Mitt shit himself and it smelt like a cat defecated on tuna.

awkward silence by theburningchicken November 2, 2013

Awkward Bunny

a symbol of awkwardness, popularized by the infamous megan, which is done by placing both hands above each ear like bunny ears, only to suddenly and unexpectedly have one "ear" cocked down by folding your hand. This gives a look of a confused or awkward bunny. Usually a vacant expression accompanies the awkward bunny. Also accompanied by an awkward moment, of awkward silence or uncomfortable laughter. Do not try to attempt a one eared awkward bunny; it only works with two. Do not attempt to high five while doing the awkward bunny as it may cause hemorrhaging. Similar to the awkward turtle.

dude: I havent gotten any chicks lately because of my steel toed boots.
megan: oh ya? My friend sabrina here will have your babies, she loves steel toed boots.
dude: Uhh...
sabrina: (indecipherable mumbling)
megan: HA! THAT WAS AWKWARD BUNNY!

Awkward Bunny by S a b February 18, 2008

Awkward Turtle 

1. Someone who is says something in a conversation and there is nothing to be said back to. Usually a third person.

2. Someone who makes the mood in the room incredibly uncomfortable.

Michael is an awkward turtle.

Awkward Turtle by Speechless_13 October 8, 2009

Awkward Davy Jones 

A spin off of the awkward turtle, Awkward Davy Jones is a funny hand sign to use in an extremely awkward situation to ease tension.

Using one hand, place your wrist by your chin so your fingers are pointing away from your face. Wriggle your fingers to mimic the tentacles on Davy Jones in the movies Pirates of the Caribbean 2 and 3.

John: So I heard some girl got really drunk at a party and ended up throwing up on Rick's shirt.

Jane: That was me...

John: -makes the awkward Davy Jones motion-

Awkward Davy Jones by Alli C April 29, 2008

Awkward Ear-Popping iPod Syndrome 

When you're driving thru no-man's land with your earbuds in your ears listening to your iPod, while at the same time your ears are popping because of the air pressure and it feels very awkward and makes it hard to hear the music.

I was driving through Pennsylvania and i experienced Awkward Ear-Popping iPod Syndrome, so i couldn't even hear my Paramore music because my ears were popping so much.

Awkward Ear-Popping iPod Syndrome by snare_chickkk_yeah July 30, 2010

awkward sauce 

A name for describing situations that seem to be a little weird. But "awkward sauce" doesn't actually exist. So when a person says it they should be smacked across the face with some road kill. Because they look like a totally idiot when they say it. And especially if they do hand gestures with it.

James: This is really awkward sauce. *moves hands*
Grace: Your an idiot it doesn't even exist. I wish I had road kill to hit you with.

awkward sauce by just so you know..... October 6, 2010

Awkward Swordfish 

Like the awkward turtle/balloon etc. The person puts one finger above their head like a unicorn horn and their right hand on their hip like a fin. Useful in awkward situations.

(a person you don't really know/like talks to you at a party)
*awkward swordfish*

Awkward Swordfish by HelenaLexxiFoxxx February 24, 2011