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Shaft Attack

The act of being penetrated by 2 or more penises (at once or alternating) into your rectum
I just saw a hobo getting shaft attacked!

"I just suffered a massive shaft attack last night", said Sheldon
by Roko8888 May 31, 2014
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zoology attack

ordered attacks or forces using any type of animal; hense zoology.
zoology attack; the cop ordered the dogs to attack the robber.
by ploomfriend April 8, 2010
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Seaweed Attack

The act of being frightened by a piece of seaweed while swimming, usually thinking it is a giant fish trying to eat you.
The seaweed attacked me!
The girl used water shoes after her seaweed attack.
by Demonstrative Dodecagon May 16, 2011
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Pig Attack

A pig attack is the mobilization of internet comrades to leave one-star ratings on a targeted Facebook page, usually bringing a high average rating down to only one or two stars. The term gets its name from from a popular term among online anti-imperialist circles, "pigdog", which includes all of the negative connotations associated with pigs and running dogs.
The slanderous page laden with misrepresentations of fact was the target of a recent pig attack
by kimjongunstoppable March 6, 2018
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Slack-Attack

The act of purposefully slacking off on an activity (homework, practice, working out, cleaning, etc.) by not completing the activity in its entirety or taking extreme short cuts to avoid having to work hard or spend a considerable amount of time on the activity.
I'm definitely going to slack-attack my workout this afternoon. I'm only going to ride a bike for 30 minutes and just forget about that 2 mile run and lift that I am supposed to do..
by sschirem March 7, 2013
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Penile Attack

A penile attack can happen when your penis gets attacked by anything in any way, leaving it unusable.
Jimmy's penis suffered a penile attack.
by AngryNoodleMan69 February 21, 2022
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Nostalgia attack

A name for your reaction to something extremely nostalgic, such as crying etc
by Cookies619 January 29, 2021
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