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Nobody Asked 

The most retarded comeback known to man. Almost never used in its proper context and is usually just used as a crutch phrase by people who think that reaction images are flawless arguments. 50% of the time it's used in situations where it has absolutely nothing to do with the aggressor. The other 50% of the time they are usually losing in an argument so they decide to play 'home sergeant' and use this to dictate whether someone's allowed to speak or not.
If you use this or have ever used this in the past please rethink your life choices.
Person 1: About that new reveal that just happened, does anyone here not like Byleth coming to Smash Ultimate either? We're getting close to more Fire Emblem characters than any other franchise in the game.
Person 2: I mean, on the other hand Byleth does have a pretty kick-ass moveset on her as well, so they're definitely going to be fun when they come out.
some retard: cAll me fRank beCaUse fRanklY nOboDy aSkEd..
Person 1+2: Shut the fuck up.
Nobody Asked by Fruitsz February 11, 2020
Ariella: did he feel you up?
Leah: well no not really, but my shirt was totes askew ;)
askew by cssswaglol January 3, 2012
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Nobody asked guy 

The guy who says "nobody asked" all the time and thinks it's either funny or making people want them more.
The nobody asked guy usually has no friends,no life and no humor
-Yo I just got splinter Cell
-Nobody asked u moron
- (in this case this person is a Nobody asked guy)

I'm asking for a friend 

A lie told on the internet in a futile attempt to lessen embarrassment after asking an embarrassing question.
"Is it weird to find anthropomorphic foxes sexy? I'm asking for a friend."

taking without asking 

taking something without asking permission is effectively stealing, especially if the person committing the act has no intention of replacing what is taken.
food from my shelf was taken without my being asked, this is clearly an act of stealing.

"oh dear, someone has been eating my food! no one asked me if they could eat my food, therefore I can only deduce that it has been stolen."

taking without asking is not cool
Our croco lord. He has the power to summon crocos with his amazing music to rule the world.
Look that's our askjell our croco lord bow down or forever be cursed to listen to shitty music
askjell by Crocoboi October 13, 2019

Amy askew 

Amy askew is the most annoying teacher ever and thank god she is not teaching me this year.
Amy askew is an annoying teacher

Guy 1:”yo what do we have next period”

Guy 2: “English

Guy 1: “I'm going to ditch i have miss askew she is annoying