askew

not in proper place, rolled up.

Ariella: did he feel you up?
Leah: well no not really, but my shirt was totes askew ;)

by cssswaglol January 3, 2012

Nobody asked guy

The guy who says "nobody asked" all the time and thinks it's either funny or making people want them more.
The nobody asked guy usually has no friends,no life and no humor

-Yo I just got splinter Cell
-Nobody asked u moron
- (in this case this person is a Nobody asked guy)

by YourLocalAlphaChad April 21, 2021

I'm asking for a friend

A lie told on the internet in a futile attempt to lessen embarrassment after asking an embarrassing question.

"Is it weird to find anthropomorphic foxes sexy? I'm asking for a friend."

by The-Rizzmeister September 13, 2016

taking without asking

taking something without asking permission is effectively stealing, especially if the person committing the act has no intention of replacing what is taken.

food from my shelf was taken without my being asked, this is clearly an act of stealing.

"oh dear, someone has been eating my food! no one asked me if they could eat my food, therefore I can only deduce that it has been stolen."

taking without asking is not cool

by the moralist January 4, 2012

askjell

Our croco lord. He has the power to summon crocos with his amazing music to rule the world.

Look that's our askjell our croco lord bow down or forever be cursed to listen to shitty music

by Crocoboi October 13, 2019

Amy askew

Amy askew is the most annoying teacher ever and thank god she is not teaching me this year.

Amy askew is an annoying teacher

Guy 1:”yo what do we have next period”

Guy 2: “English”

Guy 1: “I'm going to ditch i have miss askew she is annoying”

by Haha you don’t know me November 18, 2019

What asked

Something you say as a joke, mocking the terms "Who asked?" and "Who cares?"

Oh my god, dude, what asked!?

by JVATYT February 7, 2022