town arse

The state that an arsecrack enters after a long night on the town.

Did you go down on that bird last night ?

-yeah, went to, but she had mad town arse

by Birchy&Mads March 22, 2021

Arse burglary

Obvious violation of the anus by voluntary and involuntary means.

Taken as a continuation of a quote from Monty from Withnail & I.

Man, when you go to jail, drop the soap, it can only mean a good case of arse burglary!

by dirtdawg November 14, 2009

arse scarf

a sarong, bum scarf

David Beckham has a lovely collection of arse scarfs.
That bum scarf really brings out the colour of our eyes.

by Wendizzel September 7, 2011

Tattie arse

When your arsehole is itchy because you didn't wipe properly.

Hold on while I tend to my tattie arse.

by See mack October 7, 2020

arse off

For a situation not bad enough to say fuck.

"You can't make it anymore? Oh arse off, we all know you actually just don't want to come."

by lesbopussydestroyer6969 January 9, 2019

Arse Whole

An individual who never does anything half-arsed.

Phil: Terry always puts 100% into to every job.
Stu: Yep. He sure is one hell of an arse whole.

by Rex Durkin August 7, 2020

Arse burp

General twist on the hackneyed noun 'fart'.

Oops, you'll have to forgive me; I just had a little arse burp.

by Silversausage October 7, 2010