Appleagize

Mr. Donald Trump's way of saying apologize without really meaning it.

Trump: I would like to take this time to"appleagize" to all the people who were offended by my statements.

by Sherlock-Time-traveller November 26, 2016

apple juice trick

Use this trick when a bitch has some nose hair ticklin pussy smell.

First you gotta take some apple juice from your mom's fridge. Then you hold that bitch upside down. Open those pussy lips and pour it everywhere like gravy on mashed potatoes on Thanksgiving day. Once you got it in you can carry on eating that bitch out.
You're welcome

"Aye bro I heard that chick will leave you with bad taint".
"Nah bruh its good, I used the apple juice trick"

by Juanstan November 27, 2018

green apple dirties

Diarrhea and/or amoebic gut infection sufferred by foot soldiers serving in Europe in WWII.

Dad complained that hen he was captured by the Germans, he had the green apple dirties until he was liberated.

by Rveil June 11, 2006

An Apple A Day

The Apple has incomprehensible power equatable to god’s power having one a day could give you the power to stop the doctor.

An Apple A Day keeps the doctor away.

by Steve White January 27, 2021

Apple-Fanboy

A passionate advocate and promoter for Apple operating systems and hardware; also known as an Apple Evangelist.

"Android is a perfectly valid system, quit being such an Apple-Fanboy!"

by kaceykaso January 29, 2012

grundle apple

when you've been doing physical labor all day in the hot sun and you wipe your grundle with your co-workers apple

Jimmy was pissing me off so i gave him a grundle apple

by jimmyboi February 23, 2008

Flying Towamencin steaming apple

An apple has its core removed and filled with feces, it is then thrown at vehicles and residents of Towamencin Township, Pennsylvania.

Dammit! Someone hit my car with a Flying Towamencin steaming apple!

by "J.R." September 27, 2005