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Bald eagle

A name that you call when someone is hairy yet bald.
by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 13, 2023
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i am bald

It means that you are now bald of stress or something OR your barber made u bald and u say this to express your feelings !! #iambald
I am bald so i need to put a plunger on my head and upload it on tiktok!
by SimplyWords January 1, 2025
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Floating Baldness

Floating baldness is a rare type of male pattern baldness where the victim's hair grows wings and flies away.
by George Cremaster January 27, 2025
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balds

I just shaved my balls so now i have balds
by Potetstappe March 15, 2018
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Bald and Skinny

A cocktail for the man who’s lost his hair but not his edge. Consists of whiskey (to remind you of your rugged youth), ginger beer and soda water (because metabolism is a myth after 30), and a squeeze of lime (for zest, because life sure isn’t giving you any).

It’s half bold, half bubbly, and 100% proof that you can be smooth up top and still spicy below.
Axel slammed his empty glass on the bar and shouted, “I said I wanted a Bald and Skinny, not to argue with one!” — right before squaring up with the actual bald, skinny bartender who’d just cut him off.
by BrianEatWorld June 25, 2025
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Simons Bald Spot

Simon has a massive bald spot and needs help
Keshav: Simons bald spot is so hot
Lincoln: You know it i would lick his bald spot
by Sweet Cheeks the og June 7, 2023
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