alaskan unibrow

Tying two peoples pubic hair together to transfer crabs from one person to another.

Hey Larry! tonight wanna share crabs? Let’s do the alaskan unibrow.

by DriedAir February 8, 2023

Alaskan Snow Blow

cum on a pillow and hit someone with it

I hit him with an Alaskan Snow Blow last night

by Angeal3476 August 7, 2023

Alaskan Baptism

When a girl squirts in your face when ur eating her out aka Alaskan baptism

“Yo this girl just gave me a Alaskan baptism”

by Weldzy cigs September 15, 2023

muddy alaska

a dude and a girl take craps on each other and wallow in it.

Johhny and Tracy took a Muddy Alaska together

by gay gorilla July 19, 2009

Justin Amash

The first Libertarian to hold a seat in the U.S. Congress. He served in the House of Representatives as the U.S. Representative for Michigan from January 14, 2009 to January 12, 2011 and from January 3, 2011 – January 3, 2021. In the Summer of 2019, he officially left the Republican party due to the issues they observed being caused by the two party system in the Federal government. In April 2020, he changed his political designation from independent to Libertarian.

Justin Amash was the first Libertarian to hold a seat in the U.S. Congress, which was a very big deal because of how it helped challenge the two mainstream parties control over congress.

by Vanguard 1998 January 29, 2021

Slappy Alaskan

A sexual act involving at least one person with a penis in which the performer engages the penis in an act of oral sex until the penis is sufficiently erect. At which point a full mug of freshly brewed hot chocolate is poured upon the erect penis after being promptly removed from the performer's mouth. This is then followed by excessive striking upon the erect penis in an aggressive slapping motion.

Guy 1: Hey bro, how'd your date go?
Guy 2: It was wild dude, we went back to her place and she gave me a slappy alaskan!
Guy 1: Awesome bro! How'd it feel?
Guy 2: Fucking terrible dude! I have third degree burns and bruises all over my dick and balls!
Guy 1: That's bogus dude, totally un-radical.

by Fapples December 6, 2022

Alaskan Motorboat

When one puts there nose in the crack of an ass and vibrates the vagina with there lips, making a motorboat noise.

"Damn, I wish I could Alaskan Motorboat like that guy."

by Alotaguts July 9, 2009