Mission Accumplished

When your only goal is to shoot your hot load all over the face of the person you just had sex with (in the missionary position) and you succeed.

Steve pulled out of Jenny just in time to cover her face in his man slime. Mission accumplished!

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm April 26, 2017

friendship account

When you want your friend or friends to pay for you for you being their friend. Social agreement to pay back your friends at a later time.

Jon: Hey you owe me $15 bucks for dinner.
Joe: Cool, add it to the friendship account.
Jon: :|

by ticktacktoe September 25, 2017

Indian accent day

On the 1st of september is indian accent day where anyone can do an indian accent and it wont be offensive

"Oh lachlan your hair" ojas said on indian accent day

by Cursedxd August 31, 2020

Porn account

An account on a site, for instance on Reddit, made for looking at and commenting on porn.

Josh made an anonymous porn account in addition to his main so that his friends wouldn't see all of his filth.

by Violetgirl November 26, 2020

Multi-accounting

A form of cheating in online strategy games where you join a game with multiple different accounts giving you a significant advantage.

"That guy was completely invaded on day 1 with no resistance, definitely multi-accounting."

by Onandonandomnom April 14, 2021

Dirty accordion

When a girl is playing with the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis.

I gave Jeff a dirty accordion and he enjoyed the tunes.

by Robocophasshittytitties April 16, 2021

basted account

A basted account is a bank account that belongs to someone else , secured/resulting in an unexpected pregnancy from an opportunistic 3rd party.

A BASTED ACCOUNT just made sense to her, the only way she would get any of JACK’s money was if she suddenly became pregnant.

by MILLER604M May 21, 2021