Da brain-activity-reducing/altering (i.e., eating it causes you to be a "goober") striped nut/fruit spread dat Harrison Ford had in his mid-afternoon snack-sandwich, and which subsequently caused him to accidentally land his Aviat Husky in a manner contrary to the tower's instructions ("I’m the schmuck that landed on the taxiway").
One should not have any potentially-dangerous, exacting, and/or expensive activities planned for several hours after ingesting any sizable amount of Schmucker's Goober Jelly, so as to hopefully avoid any cranial-confusion-related mishaps caused by consuming said tasty-but-thought-fogging comestible --- just look what it did to famed actor-turned-pilot Harrison Ford (i.e., he both overflew another aircraft at a dangerously low altitude AND touched down on the wrong tarmac-strip), and HE was an experienced pilot, to boot!
by QuacksO April 8, 2020
Get the Schmucker's Goober Jellymug. 
by FitsMagee June 20, 2022
Get the goober kissermug. Usually a "goober" is a safety director at a manufacturing company.
Normally, they go by the name of Mike and love Milky Ways.
Normally, they go by the name of Mike and love Milky Ways.
by SAFETY123 January 3, 2017
Get the Goobermug. Tyler, The Creator said Dragon Ball fans are gooberd who don't have any friends. And I tend to agree.
by It burns when I pee lol July 8, 2018
Get the Goobermug. by beeleebabo March 26, 2024
Get the Goofy goobermug. by Biggie_smallzzzz205 March 26, 2024
Get the goobermug.