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Craig Shafto

the typical definition of a nonce in everyway possible
that guy is acting like a craig shafto
by njp31 January 18, 2023
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Craig

Someone you can make disappear without a lot of thought or effort if you got the money.
Girl- Oh, I thought that guy was a Craig when I said that hilarious thing about the hitman. I didnt know what I was saying. I would have never said that if I knew what I was saying.
Guy- Not everybody thought it was hilarious.
by Solid Mantis August 1, 2020
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Craig is an entity/entities that transcends the limits of human perception; Like the concept of “God”. Craig will sit atop its golden throne on the sun and pass judgment on those who defy its set “Laws of physics”. Craig will on occasion choose a mortal vessel to observe and/or interfere with our world and has caused many monotheistic religions to flourish throughout history.
To defy Craig is to deny nature.

I swear to Craig if you do not stop...
by Craig_is_God June 21, 2020
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Craig

Okay, here's a funny Urban Dictionary entry for "Craig":

Craig (n.)

1. A mythical creature believed to exist only in the realm of dating nightmares. Known for their uncanny ability to make plans and then vanish into thin air, leaving a trail of unanswered texts and shattered hopes.

2. A master of the "stand-up," elevating the art form to new levels of disrespect. Craigs are notorious for their complete disregard for other people's time, often leaving them stranded like a forgotten grocery bag.

3. A connoisseur of the pub scene, Craigs possess the unique talent of getting "totally" wasted while simultaneously neglecting their date. They have been known to leave women waiting for hours, only to emerge with a glazed-over look and a slurred apology.

4. A special kind of Craig is one who lets women travel a 6hr round trip just to be left waiting for an hour at their house whilst they get fucked at a pub
"I had a date with a Craig last night. He stood me up and then texted me he was fucked at the pub.'"
by Undying_insomnia June 8, 2025
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I am Craig Tucker lol. My name is Craig Tucker. Last week was my birthday, my grandma gave me a check for 100 dollars. I was so happy. But then, 4 kids from my school came to my house, and said I should use my 100 dollars t.
by Claire/Craig Tucker October 2, 2023
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Abigail Lola Craig

You; Whos that?

Person; OH, that's beautimous Abigail Lola Craig, my bestie boo.
by IDontEvenKnow<3 February 16, 2022
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Curse of Craig

You are suffering from "Curse of Craig" when Microsoft Teams decides to play hide and seek with your online status, acting all mysterious and crashing like it's auditioning for a sci-fi thriller. Additionally, when the crash hits, it's like Teams just dropped the mic and left the building.

It's like Craig, the mischievous Teams gremlin, decided to mess with your vibes. Your status? Offline. Your sanity? Hanging by a thread. It's the Teams version of a glitchy rollercoaster, throwing unexpected loops and turns when you least expect it. You're sending messages into the void, hoping against hope that your coworkers don't think you've ghosted the whole squad.

So, next time Teams decides to play hide-and-seek with your online presence, just know you've fallen victim to the Curse of Craig.
As I was gearing up for the most crucial virtual meeting of the week, the Curse of Craig hit me like a rogue wave.
by GarroshIcecream January 17, 2024
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