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Cum-sponge

Used when referring to a girl who has a lot of unprotected sexual adventures.
"Gwendoline has become quite the cum-sponge as of late"
"You will be my cum-sponge for a 24 hour period"
by th3piedpiper April 19, 2016
mugGet the Cum-spongemug.

sponge

used for insulting people. it’s similar to the word idiot except less offensive.
smh, thomas, you fucking sponge.
by fluteblower2000 March 11, 2018
mugGet the spongemug.

sponge it up too much

A phrase used for when a person is too soft and sucks up to people a lot.
Jeff: Bruh, you sponge it up too much.

Todd: Yeah, but only to Natalie...
by StudentOfAHighSchool March 16, 2020
mugGet the sponge it up too muchmug.

new jersey sponge

The New Jersey Sponge is sometimes a last ditch effort to conceal a lady's period and other times is a sexual act for those who enjoy food in the bedroom. It consists of taking a Twinkie and placing it inside of the vagina. This sexual act is not for the faint of heart as it runs the risk of an increased chance of yeast infection.
Michelle frantically dug through her travel bag, she only had a few minutes to get back to the boardroom for the meeting, she was horrified to find that she would need to resort to the New Jersey Sponge technique.

Julie was excited about Bradley coming over later, she knew he had a thing for food and was hoping to try out the steamy new maneuver she read about on Urban Dictionary, it's called the New Jersey Sponge, and it is H O T.
by Expert $Ex Machine November 17, 2020
mugGet the new jersey spongemug.

Jesus Christ Sponge

Commonly referring to the pads of non-working lame excuse for a cleaning tool otherwise known as Shamwow.
It's a fucking Jesus Christ Sponge! Run from the soakage!
by JellysWalkinOnAir December 30, 2009
mugGet the Jesus Christ Spongemug.

Vibe-Sponge

Person who derives happiness from the good vibes of others surround them
I'm Vibe-sponge man
by errmoji December 31, 2021
mugGet the Vibe-Spongemug.

Beer Sponge

1) A person (most likely female) that drinks all of a fraternities alcohol. 2) a badass because they have to drink ALL the alcohol to get sufficiently tipsy.
Look at Lucky over there, she just drank all their handles of McCormick Vodka, she is such a beer sponge.
by SLLAPPIT April 16, 2014
mugGet the Beer Spongemug.

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