weed squirrel

A weed squirrel is any person who conserves nuglets, nuglings, shake, and half-bowls for consumption when weed is scarce.

Dude, quit being such a fucking weed squirrel, we can always buy another sack.

by Ross Vernal February 28, 2013

squirrel skinner

Someone who is so uptight, if you shoved a squirrel up their ass it would have no pelt upon pulling it out.

That guy is such a squirrel skinner.

by Fat_n_forty January 18, 2015

Squirrel Harbor

When a chick's bush is so hairy it looks like she hasn't trimmed/shaved since 1941.

"I went down on that chick from the party & was surprised by some serious bush!! It was like Squirrel Harbor down there!!!"

by TwistyMcfisty January 6, 2017

Grey Squirrel

North Wales phrase for an older man.

Generally, one that has grey hair.

Not as dashing as a 'Silver Fox'.

Tends to be bushier

Emma: Ooh David you are like a Silver Fox
Neil: I'm greyer than him!
Dave: You're more like a Grey Squirrel

by BershamBackdoor August 28, 2019

Raw Squirrel

Unprotected sex..male.. also see raw squeegy. Origin Richmond Virginia

I had sex with her raw squirrel

by SeanPea April 30, 2021

squirrel stew

wanting a one night stand, or wanting to make a really big mistake with a really good looking girl

Me: "SQUIRREL STEW!! man!!"
you: "squirrel stew indeed..."

by Meatball1989 April 15, 2009

Squirrel Beef

A bullshit imitation or substitute of any legitimate product or substance.

Damn bro what's in this gas station hot dog, squirrel beef?

by Squirrel Beef April 20, 2018