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Jizz pimping

When a man sells his sperm for profit.
Man1: Hey, what are you going to do today man?

Man2: Gonna donate some sperm.

Man1: You mean for free?

Man2: No, I'm gonna get paid.

Man1: Oh Shit, You Jizz pimping!!!
by Jachze February 23, 2010
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Jizz paper

Jizz paper is when you're using watercolour paints on paper unsuitable for watercolour painting or if you overwork the paper itself, resulting in a crusty wet mess of a page that resembles dried up jizz in a pair of underwear you've forgotten to wash.
Person A "ah damn I was trying to watercolour paint but it just resulted in jizz paper"

Person b "that's a shame, you'll get used to working with watercolours eventually it just takes practice"
by Milkscomic February 22, 2021
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Jizz whip

The act of creating a whip with your jizz.
"I slayed her with my jizz whip"
by Jald May 25, 2014
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jizz hobbit

A short hairy person that likes bukkake.

Or basically the same as being a cum dumpster.
1. Frodo and Sam are such jizz hobbits!
2. Oh my gosh Becky! That girl slept with like 5 guys this week. Ew. She’s like a total jizz hobbit!

3. A hoe. A slut. A skank. A whore. Someone “easy”
by Scribbles1989 December 9, 2017
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Jizz Trough

The mouth, Vaginal region, or anal region of a constantly used orafice belonging to a Male or Female, for the sole purpose of holding cum/come.
Little Suzie has been laid so many times she's become quite the Jizz Trough.
by NathanR July 24, 2006
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Jizz Jockey

The one pair of underpants you always wear when going to your girlfriend or when you're anticipating sex. This pair cannot be washes nor ever seen by your mother
Peter: "Why are you grounded?"
Brad: "My mom found my jizz jockey"

Girlfriend: "What smells so bad?"
Boyfriend: "Sorry I forgot to wash my jizz jockey"
by RhinoIV November 10, 2014
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Jizz Bitchin'

Something unbelievably bitchin'. Can refer to sex, food, parties, anything bitchin'.
Dude...that party last night was so jizz bitchin'...
by InomZM June 20, 2010
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