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jeremy

jeremy is such a dude, he is jeremy.
jeremy
by greg likes eat May 26, 2024
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Jeremy-ing

The act of unknowingly becoming a full-time assistant, personal chef, chauffeur, and life coach for a guy who contributes absolutely nothing in return. Symptoms include retrieving his lost shoe from a bush (like a tragic fairytale side quest), waking up early to look good for him when he barely looks at you, and sacrificing your last shot of Tito’s as if he’s some kind of VIP. May also involve picking up dirty vapes off the floor (why??), editing his homework for an hour, and literally being late to class just to staple it for him. Side effects include exhaustion, regret, and the haunting realization that he still couldn’t remember where you’re from. Treatment: Immediate self-respect and blocking.
“I spent my entire morning whitening my teeth, picking up his dirty vape, and stapling his homework—tell me why I’m out here Jeremy-ing for a man who can’t even keep track of his own shoes?”
by anonymous February 23, 2025
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Jeremy

He’s a very cold looking but soft hearted on the inside guy who loves anime and play games. Has the best music taste along with good fashion sense. He loves to dance and has funny personality. Someone who is super caring and will be there for you even at times when you don’t realise it! If you came across a jeremy, please claim fast !
Person: oh so you’re the girl dating jeremy?!
Girl: yes, he’s the best boyfriend <3
by annibear November 21, 2021
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Jeremy

A goblin, gremlin, and short king. He plays yugio religiously and will always use a blue eyes along with an enemy controller. Is too much into dune to be a real person. He loves the Mets, it’s all about the Mets.
Kid: who’s that short looking man over there?
Someone: that’s just the neighborhood goblin, Jeremy.
by nNoodlr69 November 22, 2021
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Jeremy Lockwood

The term used to describe someone that is OBSESSED with flipping water bottles, despite not being good at it and showing no signs of improvement. They should honsetly find a new hobby.
Person A: "Hey, I bet I can flip this bottle and land it on that telephone pole!"
*Misses*

Person B: "You're such a Jeremy Lockwood. Give up."
by Flarrow July 31, 2016
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Jeremy

Guy who probably could not behave in class for more than 3 minutes. Statistically the most likely name to be arrested.
Teacher: Jeremy! Sit down!
by SonicLover8000 January 27, 2023
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