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Human Oreo

When you take a white guy, and put a strap on penis on his ass. Then he stands between two black guys and has anal sex with both of them at the same time.
"Yesterday me two guys I met on Grindr had a great Human Oreo."
by Jack Jackson Jackington June 6, 2018
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Human Ravioli

When you cover yourself in marinara and put ground beef in your butt
Mom: How are we going to carry all this ground beef home from the grocery store?
Me: You should turn me into a human ravioli
by Boosh92 February 13, 2019
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Human Premium

Human Premium🤖: Human Premium is not a human it is something it is a different kind of breed that is better😫 we have barking abilities and other animal features that you will never have be able to have bc we are better
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Human Plus is a synonym and equal to human premium

We are better
“amy is human premium because she has fought a teacher
suany and natalie are human premium because there to funny and bark like dogs”
by humanpremiumcreators October 18, 2020
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people human

A human and a person. A person is the same thing as a human.
by people human May 21, 2018
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Human herpes

1) A person who appears in your life; mainly dormant, but when they appear, they are annoying as fuck

2) Simply put, a pussy ass bitch who won't shut the fuck up
Friend 1: Fuck, Sheila is in my English class! I haven't seen her since sophomore year!
Friend 2: Literally she is human herpes.
by carsforkids February 16, 2017
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Human Aquarium

1. Pockets of Americans unwittingly engaging in absurd behavior without sense of irony.

2. Small American cities whose occupants’ normal manner of living is unknowingly considered absurd and ridiculous by the rest of society.

3. A collection of people all of whom can name more than 3 NASCAR drivers.
When attending Wrestlemania, I looked around and realized that I was surrounded by the entire spectrum of human life: alcoholics, the poor, the wealthy, tattoo-covered NASCAR fans, fans of competitive eating, pedophiles, and the barely-educated. The variety of specimens was unparalleled. I was in the Galapagos of human aquariums.
by spokdayt March 29, 2009
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human suit

Pulling yourself together in a usually futile attempt to not look blasted after a gnarly sesh with the boys
- “You know that feeling of putting your human suit back on 10 minutes after a solid sesh”
- “Bro put on your human suit we gotta go
- “I’m tweaking they know” “Don’t worry your human suit is solid”
by Spud2000 August 3, 2020
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