goutch clap

What Josh does while he cries himself to sleep wearing a condom at night, cuddling with Karl in the fetal position.

Josh gently placed his goutch inside of Karl's mouth and attempted to goutch clap, but it was for naught.

by Karl Markis December 29, 2007

tab clap

also known as "tabbing". When someone starts clapping several seconds before the rest of the group. Tabbing can also refer to when a person starts clapping when it is not appropriate or while someone else is talking.

person: "and in conclusion..."
person doing the tab clap: "CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP"

by PlAcEpErSoN July 13, 2011

clap roulette

when you have sex with a lot of women and you get the clap.

My friend Alex had sex with so many women. I swear, he's playing the clap roulette!

by elnego July 6, 2018

clap porn

When the skin of your testicles claps against the side of your leg during intercourse or masturbation

I'd rather masturbate with a rapier to the clap porn than spend one more minute with you.

by MelonTopia January 14, 2014

Clap fart

When a human reads something on snapchat and decides to search it up on UD, only to find out it is a fart that makes the trrrr sound

I bent over and accidentally clap farted, it was so loud

by Brothatssaaaaaaackdd July 31, 2018

e clap

Gonorrhea, ya know an STI that is no good good, close to words 'the clap'

"Guess what I got?" *clap clap*
"E clap!!"

by aimx December 13, 2008

Nut Clap

Noun

1. A painfully ignorant person

"This Nut Clap walked up to Chevy HD2500 and said they didn't know they made trucks in High Definition."

by Exodus VI January 25, 2016